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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2007, 01:06:30 PM »
But but but but wouldnt that mean that either you are male or harry potter is actually harriet?  eeek:
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2007, 01:11:34 PM »
No mention of the crocodile after the OP - must be a record surely?  noooo:
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2007, 01:11:58 PM »
But but but but wouldnt that mean that either you are male or harry potter is actually harriet?  eeek:

I never said I was him. Go back and read it properly now. Go on, run along.  ::)

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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2007, 09:55:55 PM »
No mention of the crocodile after the OP - must be a record surely?  noooo:
What crocodile?
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2007, 10:58:59 PM »
No mention of the crocodile after the OP - must be a record surely?  noooo:
What crocodile?

The one from Sarov in Russia.  ::)

Moscow - Residents in the Russian nuclear research town of Sarov got a jaw-dropping surprise on Tuesday when a crocodile fell from the twelve-storey apartment of its owner, the emergency situations ministry said.

The one-metre caiman crocodile landed on a pavement after leaning too far out of the window of the apartment where it had lived for the last 15 years, the RIA Novosti news agency quoted an official with the local branch of the ministry as saying.

Frightened passers-by called the emergency services and rescuers managed to lasso the stunned animal and take it to a shelter for stray pets.

It was soon returned to its owner, unharmed apart from damage to one of its teeth, the official said.

Located in Nizhny Novgorod province east of Moscow, Sarov was the birthplace of the Soviet Union's first nuclear weapons and today is home to the Russian Federal Nuclear Centre.

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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2007, 08:48:36 AM »
No mention of the crocodile after the OP - must be a record surely?  noooo:
What crocodile?
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2007, 10:44:45 AM »
I have always regarded Star Trek as a documentary. YOu will be telling me it's all made up now!
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2007, 10:52:14 AM »
Its no good, I can't break Nicks heart like that. Yes Nick its a real documentary beamed to our televisions from far in the future....  whistle:
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2007, 10:52:43 AM »
That's what I thought!
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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2007, 10:59:52 AM »
Its no good, I can't break Nicks heart like that. Yes Nick its a real documentary beamed to our televisions from far in the future....  whistle:

But telling me that TellyTubby Land isn't real is fair game is it.  evil:

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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2007, 11:09:07 AM »
Wenchy, when you get narked because someone tells you that the tellytubbies arent real you just go on a smiting spree. This is Nick we are talking about, given his Captain Calamity alter ego he could easily get narked off and cause a massive cataclysnick event  scared2:


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Re: Its a crocolemming
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2007, 11:11:17 AM »
Its no good, I can't break Nicks heart like that. Yes Nick its a real documentary beamed to our televisions from far in the future....  whistle:

But telling me that TellyTubby Land isn't real is fair game is it.  evil:

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I suggest you don?t ask him about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny?  whistle:
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