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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: My hand
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2012, 04:02:11 PM »
Before the price of petrol goes up again  :thumbsup:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2012, 06:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on March 21, 2012, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 21, 2012, 03:55:06 PM
I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden  - real life garden not lady garden !

I was pricked by the rose bush.

There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.

I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.

Do I need a sling ?

Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?

Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?

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You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...

I don't remember the bit in the story where Sleeping Beauty was woken up by the prick.
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Re: My hand
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2012, 06:17:57 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2012, 06:14:55 PM
Quote from: Pirate on March 21, 2012, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 21, 2012, 03:55:06 PM
I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden  - real life garden not lady garden !

I was pricked by the rose bush.

There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.

I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.

Do I need a sling ?

Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?

Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?

Choices, choices, choices  whistle:



You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...

I don't remember the bit in the story where Sleeping Beauty was woken up by the prick.

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Re: My hand
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2012, 06:19:37 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2012, 06:14:55 PM
Quote from: Pirate on March 21, 2012, 03:58:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 21, 2012, 03:55:06 PM
I was just clearing from weeds from my minuscule garden  - real life garden not lady garden !

I was pricked by the rose bush.

There was a tiny droplet of blood and a stinging sensation.

I washed it off but feel this is wholly inadequate.

Do I need a sling ?

Shall I go to A & E or B & Q ?

Should I spend the next week discussing how limited my capabilities are because of my inflicted wound ?

Choices, choices, choices  whistle:



You'll prolly fall asleep for a 100 years...I'll be dead then so I wont be able to wake you a kiss...better do it next week...

I don't remember the bit in the story where Sleeping Beauty was woken up by the prick.

Cutting!  lol:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2012, 07:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 20, 2012, 03:14:49 PM
If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like  sad24:

 noooo:   He is an animal Miss D.
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Re: My hand
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2012, 07:55:34 PM »
You could kiss it better like  sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: My hand
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2012, 07:57:26 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 21, 2012, 07:52:32 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 20, 2012, 03:14:49 PM
If only Tipsy would drop in she could help me like  sad24:

 noooo:   He is an animal Miss D.

Did you put him down ?  lol:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2012, 07:58:20 PM »
I wouldn't pick him up.  ;D
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Re: My hand
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2012, 07:58:51 PM »
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Re: My hand
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2012, 07:59:56 PM »
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Re: My hand
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2012, 08:00:06 PM »
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Re: My hand
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2012, 08:04:53 PM »
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Re: My hand
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2012, 08:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2012, 08:04:53 PM
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And some idiot said there was going to be a drought.  ::)
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Re: My hand
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2012, 08:18:11 PM »
Tipsy doesn't luv me  sad24:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2012, 08:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2012, 08:18:11 PM
Tipsy doesn't luv me  sad24:

Nobody luvs you....  noooo:
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