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Offline Barman

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Re: My hand
« Reply #75 on: March 23, 2012, 08:39:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2012, 03:32:51 PM
Tripped over and landed on my knuckles. Scraped three badly  sad24:  Middle finger so trashed I could see the knuckle hinge moving  sad24:

9 stitches and they scrubbed the bone to clean it  sad24:


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Re: My hand
« Reply #76 on: March 23, 2012, 10:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 23, 2012, 04:42:55 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2012, 04:38:17 PM
sad32:

The correct answer is:

"Right above this loose, flabby chin"  © Kenneth Williams in Hamcock's Half Hour  razz:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #77 on: March 24, 2012, 05:09:39 PM »
Phew!  Thank you DS; I thought I might have been having another senior moment there  ;)

IIRC it was the "Test Pilot" episode where KW was ground crew; no doubt Snoops or Uncle can confirm  whistle:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #78 on: March 27, 2012, 11:09:54 AM »
Well that was a waste of time  cry:



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Re: My hand
« Reply #79 on: March 27, 2012, 11:14:54 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 24, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
Phew!  Thank you DS; I thought I might have been having another senior moment there  ;)

IIRC it was the "Test Pilot" episode where KW was ground crew; no doubt Snoops or Uncle can confirm  whistle:


Indeed it was.  lol:

Hancock's Half Hour - The Diary (Pilot Sketch, "H For Hancock Calling")
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Re: My hand
« Reply #80 on: March 27, 2012, 11:16:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 27, 2012, 11:09:54 AM
Well that was a waste of time  cry:





I trust you asked them to take away the pain but leave the swelling ...... The gerls would appreciate the sacrifice.  eyes:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #81 on: March 27, 2012, 03:12:35 PM »
She took the stitches out and told me to flex my finger. The wound popped open and it was a case of, "Hello again Mr Bone."  noooo:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #82 on: March 27, 2012, 04:24:56 PM »
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Re: My hand
« Reply #83 on: March 27, 2012, 04:28:20 PM »
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Re: My hand
« Reply #84 on: March 27, 2012, 06:59:34 PM »
So its a sheath injury.  rubschin:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #85 on: March 27, 2012, 07:01:07 PM »
Can you come and kiss it better?
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Re: My hand
« Reply #86 on: March 29, 2012, 03:56:19 PM »
It has gone all stiff  sad24:
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Re: My hand
« Reply #87 on: March 29, 2012, 04:43:19 PM »
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Re: My hand
« Reply #88 on: April 01, 2012, 04:30:15 PM »


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Re: My hand
« Reply #89 on: April 01, 2012, 04:42:41 PM »
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