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|Mysterious accidents
« on: March 17, 2012, 04:52:13 PM »
My bestest mate is here for the weekend cloud9:

Since my arm is in a sling he drove us to meet te lads for lunch.  We ht a jam so he pulled into a drwiveway to trun round and managed to reverse into the car that was parked there. We rang the doorbell to confess but no answer. We left.

I pointed out to him that the owner will return to his house to discover tht the car, parked in the drive in his absence, has been involved in a collision  eeek:

He suggested going back to put a note on te screen but then decided tht as we were prolly trespassing we might get in even more trouble  scared2:

Now we  don't know what to do  rubschin: rubschin:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2012, 04:55:37 PM »
No worries, you were probably caught on cctv.  :thumbsup:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2012, 05:22:22 PM »
Yes, that's all very well, but it doesn't explain why your arm is in a sling with bones sticking out all over the place!

And, if Unc's right about the CCTV, then you're about to feel the strong arm of the law on a 'failing to stop' charge!
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2012, 05:23:02 PM »
It was my mate's car  :thumbsup:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2012, 05:27:33 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 17, 2012, 05:22:22 PM
Yes, that's all very well, but it doesn't explain why your arm is in a sling with bones sticking out all over the place!

And, if Unc's right about the CCTV, then you're about to feel the strong arm of the law on a 'failing to stop' charge!

I think arm, sling, bones are to do with oil on the floor if I surmise correctly  rubschin:

The arm in a sling however is a good excuse when it comes to who was actually driving though  whistle:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2012, 05:28:39 PM »
No the oil on teh floor was not the problem. It was a separate accident  sad24:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2012, 05:34:20 PM »
So, oil on the floor was accident #1, arm, bone 'n' sling was accident #2, then the car was #3.  Am I following this correctly?
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 05:41:14 PM »
Correct  :thumbsup:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2012, 06:22:03 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 06:23:33 PM »
What else cann posssibly go wrong?

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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2012, 06:25:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 17, 2012, 06:23:33 PM
What else cann posssibly go wrong?

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Food poisoning!  :thumbsup:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2012, 07:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 17, 2012, 04:52:13 PM

He suggested going back to put a note on te screen but then decided tht as we were prolly trespassing we might get in even more trouble  scared2:

Now we  don't know what to do  rubschin: rubschin:

Bit of a weak defence when you have already 'trespassed' once by reversing onto the property  rubschin:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2012, 08:08:38 AM »
 rubschin: Arm in a sling ...... your typing in this thread could be used as evidence  whistle:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 09:06:40 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 18, 2012, 08:08:38 AM
rubschin: Arm in a sling ...... your typing in this thread could be used as evidence  whistle:

Evidence of what Snoops?

As far as I'm aware, prior to the latest crop of disasters, Nick was fully (??) functional with a pair of arms. Therefore, with one in a sling, it still leaves one with which to type! No?
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2012, 04:49:37 AM »
I am covered in bruises. sad24: Some are in the most improbable places, some I can explain, many I can't.  sad24:

I don't have a sling I might sneak up on Nick and well, nick his. redface:
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