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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2012, 06:08:54 AM »
I am covered in bruises. sad24: Some are in the most improbable places, some I can explain, many I can't.  sad24:

I don't have a sling I might sneak up on Nick and well, nick his. redface:

Did you fall in a ditch?  rubschin:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2012, 07:03:26 AM »
I am covered in bruises. sad24: Some are in the most improbable places, some I can explain, many I can't.  sad24:

I don't have a sling I might sneak up on Nick and well, nick his. redface:

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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2012, 07:39:04 AM »
Neither of those two. We have very aggressive door handles here, they are responsible for some of them.
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2012, 07:41:21 AM »
Oh I know those ones  - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ?  rubschin:

It's the only logical answer  :thumbsup:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2012, 07:59:05 AM »
Oh I know those ones  - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ?  rubschin:

It's the only logical answer  :thumbsup:

And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm!  cussing:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2012, 08:07:42 AM »
Oh I know those ones  - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ?  rubschin:

It's the only logical answer  :thumbsup:

And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm!  cussing:

Knobs are the answer  :thumbsup:

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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2012, 08:10:15 AM »
For everything ?  rubschin:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2012, 08:19:03 AM »
For everything ?  rubschin:

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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2012, 08:53:20 AM »
Oh I know those ones  - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ?  rubschin:

It's the only logical answer  :thumbsup:

And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm!  cussing:

Not just me then  cussing:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2012, 08:54:15 AM »
Oh I know those ones  - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ?  rubschin:

It's the only logical answer  :thumbsup:

And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm!  cussing:

Not just me then  cussing:

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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2012, 09:32:04 AM »
Oh I know those ones  - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ?  rubschin:

It's the only logical answer  :thumbsup:

And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm!  cussing:

Knobs are the answer  :thumbsup:

Don't you bump your head on them?
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2012, 09:39:58 AM »
Oh I know those ones  - bloody annoying banging into those. Do they change position whenever they feel like it just to confuzzle you ?  rubschin:

It's the only logical answer  :thumbsup:

And the bastards grab hold of your sleeve when you are walking through - with a drink in the hand of the aforementioned sleeved arm!  cussing:

Knobs are the answer  :thumbsup:

Don't you bump your head on them?

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He can walk under them prolly....  whistle:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2012, 11:46:48 AM »
So, oil on the floor was accident #1, arm, bone 'n' sling was accident #2, then the car was #3.  Am I following this correctly?

BM it may be worth turning this thread into a sticky given the amount of inexplicable accidents Nick has.  rubschin:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2012, 12:10:09 PM »
So, oil on the floor was accident #1, arm, bone 'n' sling was accident #2, then the car was #3.  Am I following this correctly?

BM it may be worth turning this thread into a sticky given the amount of inexplicable accidents Nick has.  rubschin:

Oh noes...  noooo:

Think of the bandwidth he'd use if he put them all in here....  scared2:
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Re: |Mysterious accidents
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2012, 12:11:17 PM »
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