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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2012, 04:36:28 AM »
Umm  pigeon breasts yumster. cloud9: Of course they need to be cooked.  I have a huge dislike for pigeons, as Nick said their mating rituals are daft. Horrible horrible things.  evil:

Just as daft but rather lovely is the lone male black bird (feathered variety as already mentioned elsewhere) that is giving his all.  He will shortly be joined by others but as yet he is the only one.
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2012, 07:08:44 AM »
Pigeons are vile. Noisy, obstructive, shitting, swooping, pecking, shuffling, perching, squatting, cooing, invasive little bastards  evil:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2012, 07:28:20 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 21, 2012, 07:08:44 AM
Pigeons are vile. Noisy, obstructive, shitting, swooping, pecking, shuffling, perching, squatting, cooing, invasive little bastards  evil:

Nor a fan then?
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2012, 07:34:14 AM »
I was being quite restrained  evil:

There are loads round here and you see people every day chucking them bread and left overs, contrary to the signs that say please don't feed the lazy little fuckers  evil:.

The viscious gangs then just strut around feeding their greedy little barrel chests some more .

I have thought of poisoning some bread and then feeding them along with the others - if caught on CCTV you will have to prove it's my crumbs that did the damage  whistle:

The thought of going out the next day and seeing the bastards claws up towards the sky fills me with great satisfaction - ok it may emotionally damage a few kids but it's about the greater good  whistle:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2012, 07:37:09 AM »
Nowt wrong with Wood Pigeons (Very tasty in fact) ..... It's the feral b@st@rds in city centres that I dislike ..... but not as much as I dislike the fecking hoooooge Herring Gulls that attack people in this part of the werld.
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2012, 07:43:39 AM »
I can think of a few people that I would like to see attacked by herring gulls.  Snoops how about you and I start up a herring gull training centre?  There could be money and a great deal of satisfaction in this. eveilgrin:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2012, 07:55:34 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 21, 2012, 07:08:44 AM
Pigeons are vile. Noisy, obstructive, shitting, swooping, pecking, shuffling, perching, squatting, cooing, invasive little bastards  evil:

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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2012, 08:02:43 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 21, 2012, 07:43:39 AM
I can think of a few people that I would like to see attacked by herring gulls.  Snoops how about you and I start up a herring gull training centre?  There could be money and a great deal of satisfaction in this. eveilgrin:

Munny you say  rubschin:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2012, 08:14:55 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 21, 2012, 08:02:43 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 21, 2012, 07:43:39 AM
I can think of a few people that I would like to see attacked by herring gulls.  Snoops how about you and I start up a herring gull training centre?  There could be money and a great deal of satisfaction in this. eveilgrin:

Munny you say  rubschin:

We could train gulls and other birds as assassins - ducks, etc.  :thumbsup:

The film would be called The Eider Sanction! happy001

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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2012, 08:19:45 AM »
MatingTrix ...1, 2 and 3  whistle:
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2012, 08:33:39 AM »
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2012, 08:47:54 AM »
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2012, 09:01:38 AM »
Four Waders and a Funeral.
The Tern of the Jedi
The Amityville Heron
Carrion Camping

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Re: Tedious mating rituals
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2012, 09:04:59 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2012, 09:01:38 AM
Four Waders and a Funeral.
The Tern of the Jedi
The Amityville Heron
Carrion Camping

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