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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Pope's Personal Pong!
« on: March 19, 2012, 01:22:25 PM »
These few stories appear to cover the breaking news that the one man 'guaranteed' to have no reason to attract women, has commissioned his own personal pong!

Now, I've observed over the years that the wearer of a pong is usually the one person that can't really smell it - so, that begs the question, 'who is he trying to attract?'.  noooo:
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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 01:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 01:22:25 PM
These few stories appear to cover the breaking news that the one man 'guaranteed' to have no reason to attract women, has commissioned his own personal pong!

Now, I've observed over the years that the wearer of a pong is usually the one person that can't really smell it - so, that begs the question, 'who is he trying to attract?'.  noooo:

Women like flies of course.  redface:
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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 01:27:55 PM »
Do women like flies?
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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2012, 01:29:18 PM »
As long as they are zipped  whistle:
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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 01:30:15 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 01:22:25 PM
These few stories appear to cover the breaking news that the one man 'guaranteed' to have no reason to attract women, has commissioned his own personal pong!

Now, I've observed over the years that the wearer of a pong is usually the one person that can't really smell it - so, that begs the question, 'who is he trying to attract?'.  noooo:

Does it smell of sweeties and toys...?  rubschin:
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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 01:33:41 PM »
Eau de Guilt.

A heavy and overwhelming scent.
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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 01:40:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2012, 01:33:41 PM
Eau de Guilt.

Jean Paul Guiltier

Christian Deplore
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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2012, 01:47:06 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2012, 01:40:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2012, 01:33:41 PM
Eau de Guilt.

Jean Paul Guiltier

Christian Deplore

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Corrected spelling for you DS:  Jean Paul Gotye



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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2012, 08:00:41 AM »
He wears red shoes.  noooo:  BM is right it must smell of sweets and toys.




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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2012, 09:04:57 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2012, 08:00:41 AM
He wears red shoes.  noooo:  BM is right it must smell of sweets and toys.





He even has Men in Black to take him up the chancel.
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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2012, 09:07:27 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 09:04:57 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2012, 08:00:41 AM
He wears red shoes.  noooo:  BM is right it must smell of sweets and toys.





He even has Men in Black to take him up the chancel.

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Re: Pope's Personal Pong!
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 04:34:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2012, 09:07:27 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2012, 09:04:57 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2012, 08:00:41 AM
He wears red shoes.  noooo:  BM is right it must smell of sweets and toys.





He even has Men in Black to take him up the chancel.

happy001

As he is supposed to be gods representative on earth he probably also has men out the back to take him up the chancel and men in the outback to take him up the chancel.
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