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Offline Snoopy

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Am I invisble?
« on: March 25, 2012, 12:42:18 PM »
OK ~ I'll 'fess up.
I am just about 6 foot tall and weigh in at 19 stone ..... so NOT small!
I use a motabilty scooter to get around as I am unable to walk more than about 50 yards without aid/medication etc.

Even sat on the scooter, which is bright blue in colour, my head is still some 4 feet from the ground.
Why then do people constantly walk into me? Even short people  censored:
The b@st@rds come at me from all directions and walk straight into the scooter, falling over me in the process .... AND it then become MY FAULT   Angry9:

Yes, being electric powered, it runs on silent but surely since it is 4 feet long and I am sat on it they can hardly claim not to be able to see me.

I just had another one do it when I went down the High Street to the shops.  cussing: Silly bitch walked straight into me. No apology, no I didn't see you .... Just a snarl of rage and a complaint that I was in her way. I travel at anything between 2 and 6 miles an hour. I can only go forward or back. I cannot "step sideways" as she can. All I can do is stop when I see someone in the way. The scooter has a beeper when I re=verse and I can press a button to bleep at people blocking my way. I try not to do this as they always get offended.

This morning's wummun got a mouthful from me and is going to "Tell her husband". He can fvck off too. If he comes round here he will not find me on the scooter but standing tall and weighing in at BIG! That should sort the bugger.  Sinister:
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2012, 12:46:11 PM »
Perhaps you should reverse all the time...?

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING sort of thing...?  rubschin:
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2012, 12:47:11 PM »
Who said that  rubschin:






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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2012, 01:10:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2012, 12:46:11 PM
Perhaps you should reverse all the time...?

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING sort of thing...?  rubschin:

 rubschin: Curiously it is Italian made.
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2012, 01:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 01:10:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 25, 2012, 12:46:11 PM
Perhaps you should reverse all the time...?

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING sort of thing...?  rubschin:

 rubschin: Curiously it is Italian made.

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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2012, 02:14:47 PM »
Gone are the days when you were happy to have wimmin falling at your feet  noooo:
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2012, 02:40:38 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 12:42:18 PM
OK ~ I'll 'fess up.
I am just about 6 foot tall and weigh in at 19 stone ..... so NOT small!
I use a motabilty scooter to get around as I am unable to walk more than about 50 yards without aid/medication etc.

Even sat on the scooter, which is bright blue in colour, my head is still some 4 feet from the ground.
Why then do people constantly walk into me? Even short people  censored:
The b@st@rds come at me from all directions and walk straight into the scooter, falling over me in the process .... AND it then become MY FAULT   Angry9:

Yes, being electric powered, it runs on silent but surely since it is 4 feet long and I am sat on it they can hardly claim not to be able to see me.

I just had another one do it when I went down the High Street to the shops.  cussing: Silly bitch walked straight into me. No apology, no I didn't see you .... Just a snarl of rage and a complaint that I was in her way. I travel at anything between 2 and 6 miles an hour. I can only go forward or back. I cannot "step sideways" as she can. All I can do is stop when I see someone in the way. The scooter has a beeper when I re=verse and I can press a button to bleep at people blocking my way. I try not to do this as they always get offended.

This morning's wummun got a mouthful from me and is going to "Tell her husband". He can fvck off too. If he comes round here he will not find me on the scooter but standing tall and weighing in at BIG! That should sort the bugger.  Sinister:


I can vouch for him being very tall and distinguished.

I sympathise Snoops. happy100 happy100

Years ago I had to get around in a wheel chair for a few weeks.  I found it exhausting and intimidating as no one sees you.
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2012, 01:13:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 25, 2012, 12:42:18 PM
OK ~ I'll 'fess up.
I am just about 6 foot tall and weigh in at 19 stone ..... so NOT small!
I use a motabilty scooter to get around as I am unable to walk more than about 50 yards without aid/medication etc.

Even sat on the scooter, which is bright blue in colour, my head is still some 4 feet from the ground.
Why then do people constantly walk into me? Even short people  censored:
The b@st@rds come at me from all directions and walk straight into the scooter, falling over me in the process .... AND it then become MY FAULT   Angry9:

Yes, being electric powered, it runs on silent but surely since it is 4 feet long and I am sat on it they can hardly claim not to be able to see me.

I just had another one do it when I went down the High Street to the shops.  cussing: Silly bitch walked straight into me. No apology, no I didn't see you .... Just a snarl of rage and a complaint that I was in her way. I travel at anything between 2 and 6 miles an hour. I can only go forward or back. I cannot "step sideways" as she can. All I can do is stop when I see someone in the way. The scooter has a beeper when I re=verse and I can press a button to bleep at people blocking my way. I try not to do this as they always get offended.

This morning's wummun got a mouthful from me and is going to "Tell her husband". He can fvck off too. If he comes round here he will not find me on the scooter but standing tall and weighing in at BIG! That should sort the bugger.  Sinister:

Haha! I can relate to that,I'm 6'2" and mobile but people still walk into me,as if I'm not there!
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2012, 01:16:45 PM »
Are all your neighbours blind?  You should blow a bugle constantly when you go out :thumbsup:
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2012, 01:20:32 PM »
You may have an idea there!
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2012, 01:52:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 29, 2012, 01:16:45 PM
Are all your neighbours blind?  You should blow a bugle constantly when you go out :thumbsup:

Or blow a beagle.

That will get Snoopys attention.
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2012, 01:54:03 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2012, 01:52:44 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 29, 2012, 01:16:45 PM
Are all your neighbours blind?  You should blow a bugle constantly when you go out :thumbsup:

Or blow a beagle.

That will get Snoopys attention.

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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2012, 01:57:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2012, 01:54:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2012, 01:52:44 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 29, 2012, 01:16:45 PM
Are all your neighbours blind?  You should blow a bugle constantly when you go out :thumbsup:

Or blow a beagle.

That will get Snoopys attention.

 ;D

All offers considered.  whistle:
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2012, 06:23:10 PM »
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The Duke of Edinburgh asks a man on disability scooter:

“How many people have you run over on that thing this morning?”
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Re: Am I invisble?
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2012, 06:22:13 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 29, 2012, 01:57:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2012, 01:54:03 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2012, 01:52:44 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 29, 2012, 01:16:45 PM
Are all your neighbours blind?  You should blow a bugle constantly when you go out :thumbsup:

Or blow a beagle.

That will get Snoopys attention.

 ;D

All offers considered.  whistle:

ALL offers Snoops? Are you sure? Is there something you haven't told us?
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