The all new Criminal Mastermong Awards thread

[Grumpmeister]

Hello officer I'd like to report a theft, somebody has stolen my cannabis 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2121523/Call-police-Our-drugs-stolen-Britains-stupid-couple-report-10k-cannabis-theft.html

I know that they are saying it was grown for pain relief but how much of it were they smoking to think that was a good idea.

[Barman]

Hello officer I'd like to report a theft, somebody has stolen my cannabis 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2121523/Call-police-Our-drugs-stolen-Britains-stupid-couple-report-10k-cannabis-theft.html

I know that they are saying it was grown for pain relief but how much of it were they smoking to think that was a good idea.

[Grumpmeister]

As a general rule, when committing arson, it is never a good idea to set yourself on fire at the same time. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2785264/Moment-arsonist-trying-torch-busy-nightclub-caught-accidentally-setting-fire-FEET.html

[apc2010]

As a general rule, when committing arson, it is never a good idea to set yourself on fire at the same time. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2785264/Moment-arsonist-trying-torch-busy-nightclub-caught-accidentally-setting-fire-FEET.html