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A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« on: March 29, 2012, 02:15:11 PM »
Evil little bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 02:18:49 PM »
Evil little bastard  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He stole your stir fry...?  rubschin:
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 02:23:56 PM »
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 03:09:54 PM »
Nut Roast?
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2012, 03:14:04 PM »
He nibbled my carrots and then shat on my onions  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Same little bastard who ate all my bulbs cussing: cussing:
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2012, 03:14:58 PM »
Might I suggest closing the door?  whistle:
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2012, 03:16:51 PM »
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2012, 04:03:54 PM »
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2012, 04:04:34 PM »
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2012, 05:02:21 PM »
He nibbled my carrots and then shat on my onions  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Same little bastard who ate all my bulbs cussing: cussing:

How can you be sure it was the same squirrel like  rubschin:
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2012, 05:05:33 PM »
It was grey you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2012, 05:07:36 PM »
It was grey you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

The most common type then...?  ::)
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2012, 05:08:08 PM »
It was grey you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Jim the cat is a lazy bugger.

Any of ours would make short work of a tree rat.
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2012, 05:10:27 PM »
It was grey you mong  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Jim the cat is a lazy bugger.

Any of ours would make short work of a tree rat.

As would 24g of #7½...  whistle:
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Re: A squirrel has stolen my dinner
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2012, 05:21:30 PM »
Nut Roast?

Surely not even Nick is that clumsy....  rubschin:
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