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Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« on: April 04, 2012, 06:55:53 PM »
If that is the case then I need to visit the opticians soon.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124782/Samantha-Brick-says-backlash-bile-yesterdays-Daily-Mail-proves-shes-right.html

I heard about this the other day and I'm guessing that beautiful is the new average.  lol:
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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2012, 09:17:04 PM »
Hubby's a bit scary.




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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2012, 09:47:26 PM »
One question: Would you?

I bloody wouldn't! Face like a smacked arse IMO
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2012, 05:34:55 AM »
She certainly has got herself lots of attention . Whether it's good or bad that will help her ego  ::)
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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2012, 08:07:30 AM »
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2012, 08:08:24 AM »
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!


You know you would  lol:
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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2012, 08:09:43 AM »
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!


You know you would  lol:

Only if I had a couple of paper bgs with me!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2012, 10:22:56 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2012, 11:06:01 AM »


Interesting that she has a French husband - though, given that the average French male will shag anything that moves, maybe not so surprising!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2012, 04:53:19 PM »
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!


You know you would  lol:

Only if I had a couple of paper bgs with me!

One each?
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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2012, 09:24:25 PM »
This poor deluded tart is apparently the hottest thing on the interweb at the minute.

It seems she is living on a completely different planet to the rest of us.

Beautiful? I don't think so!


You know you would  lol:

Only if I had a couple of paper bgs with me!

One each?

No, both for her - one to put over her head - and another to put over that in case it tears!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 07:21:38 AM »
Ah c'mon you lot she is not ugly . You just don't like confident assertive wimmin  ;)
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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 07:52:34 AM »
Ah c'mon you lot she is not ugly . You just don't like confident assertive wimmin  ;)
Just omit the 'ertive' bit.
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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 07:54:44 AM »
Ah c'mon you lot she is not ugly . You just don't like confident assertive wimmin  ;)
Just omit the 'ertive' bit.

 lol: lol:

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Re: Well they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2012, 09:59:28 AM »
To judge from the pictures she is no beauty and none too slim either. Bit pot bellied in fact.

That said I'd prolly accept a free fvck but I wouldn't go looking for her to get one.
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