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Offline Just One More

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Spreading the Happiness
« on: April 06, 2012, 10:06:23 AM »
A letter arrives from mum... "I don't know if you remember, but when you were all born (self, one brother and two sisters) your godfather bought £10 of premium bonds for each of you. At the time dad and I said that if any of them won, we would split the winnings between the four of you. Little sister JOM received a letter last week saying that one of hers had won, so we have split it fours ways. The win was £25, so I have rounded it up to £10 each, please find the enclosed cheque"  lol:

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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 10:38:37 AM »
A letter arrives from mum... "I don't know if you remember, but when you were all born (self, one brother and two sisters) your godfather bought £10 of premium bonds for each of you. At the time dad and I said that if any of them won, we would split the winnings between the four of you. Little sister JOM received a letter last week saying that one of hers had won, so we have split it fours ways. The win was £25, so I have rounded it up to £10 each, please find the enclosed cheque"  lol:

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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 11:55:23 AM »
That's really sweet  cloud9:
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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 12:00:17 PM »
That's really sweet  cloud9:

yes but terrible math skills.

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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 12:01:17 PM »
That's what makes it even sweeter though  happy088
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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 01:48:27 PM »
 Shrugs:  £25 divided by 4 = £6.25 ... mum dips into her meagre pension and rounds it up to a tenner each. She will get told off and then get that tenner back in flowers and hugs like  angel1
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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 01:52:09 PM »
Shrugs:  £25 divided by 4 = £6.25 ... mum dips into her meagre pension and rounds it up to a tenner each. She will get told off and then get that tenner back in flowers and hugs like  angel1

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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 04:55:33 PM »
Shrugs:  £25 divided by 4 = £6.25 ... mum dips into her meagre pension and rounds it up to a tenner each. She will get told off and then get that tenner back in flowers and hugs like  angel1

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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2012, 05:22:17 PM »
Which reminds me ... anyone watching The Syndicate?
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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 05:32:59 PM »
Not here.
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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2012, 07:52:17 PM »
Look carefully Snoopy, they'll be a betting syndicate somewhere around
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Re: Spreading the Happiness
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 08:32:45 PM »
Which reminds me ... anyone watching The Syndicate?

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