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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2012, 02:50:00 PM »
I suffered serious acid burns to my right hand, due to the stupidity of a Chemistry Master, when I was 13.
I lost all interest in Chemistry lessons after that and had never had any interest in exploding things .... I suspect this was because I discovered girls were more use when one didn't frighten them at about the same time as my hand healed.

Joined the RAF as an Apprentice at fifteen and a half and had real guns, grenades, smoke bombs, tear gas and all sorts of other fun stuff to play with so I think I may have missed out on the adolescent desire to shoot down or set fire to Airfix, play with fireworks or anything like that. As I recall my main concerns were, I confess, getting through each day intact and getting my leg over every evening.
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2012, 02:51:46 PM »
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As I recall my main concerns were, I confess, getting through each day intact and getting my leg over every evening.

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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2012, 02:54:41 PM »
I did once use a Bren Gun to totally destroy all the target supports on the range at RAF Hereford .... Got 14 days jankers for that one.
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2012, 03:00:49 PM »
Anyone else use a length of plastic drainpipe and 12 for a quid rockets, as an improvised RPG?

Oh yes, but they were clay pipes.

Also floating bangers etc, down the local brook so that they exploded in the tunnel under the railway line - great sound.

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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2012, 03:02:14 PM »
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2012, 03:05:56 PM »
I suffered serious acid burns to my right hand, due to the stupidity of a Chemistry Master, when I was 13.
I lost all interest in Chemistry lessons after that and had never had any interest in exploding things .... I suspect this was because I discovered girls were more use when one didn't frighten them at about the same time as my hand healed.

Joined the RAF as an Apprentice at fifteen and a half and had real guns, grenades, smoke bombs, tear gas and all sorts of other fun stuff to play with so I think I may have missed out on the adolescent desire to shoot down or set fire to Airfix, play with fireworks or anything like that. As I recall my main concerns were, I confess, getting through each day intact and getting my leg over every evening.

which branch Snoops? And which of the three stations? I signed up for a three year one at Cosford in '66
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2012, 03:06:31 PM »
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2012, 03:08:46 PM »
I'll just go and make some food. We may need it  ;D
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2012, 03:12:56 PM »
I used to enjoy blowing up seagulls
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2012, 03:14:42 PM »
I used to enjoy blowing up seagulls

 eeek:   eeek:    eeek:   eeek:

Didthe seagulls enjoy it?
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2012, 03:16:01 PM »
There is a recked them/rectum joke there somewhere ..........

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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2012, 03:40:00 PM »
I was thinking more along the lines of the penguin/blown seal joke lines . .
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2012, 05:19:51 PM »
I suffered serious acid burns to my right hand, due to the stupidity of a Chemistry Master, when I was 13.
I lost all interest in Chemistry lessons after that and had never had any interest in exploding things .... I suspect this was because I discovered girls were more use when one didn't frighten them at about the same time as my hand healed.

Joined the RAF as an Apprentice at fifteen and a half and had real guns, grenades, smoke bombs, tear gas and all sorts of other fun stuff to play with so I think I may have missed out on the adolescent desire to shoot down or set fire to Airfix, play with fireworks or anything like that. As I recall my main concerns were, I confess, getting through each day intact and getting my leg over every evening.

which branch Snoops? And which of the three stations? I signed up for a three year one at Cosford in '66

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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2012, 05:38:54 PM »
Flattening pennies on the railway line  :thumbsup:

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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2012, 05:39:53 PM »
I did that this morning redface:
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