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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2012, 05:43:25 PM »
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2012, 05:45:15 PM »
I did that this morning redface:

You're supposed to take Themout of your pocket first Nick!
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2012, 08:30:17 PM »
Why do boys like to blow things up ?
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2012, 08:32:19 PM »
Nick had a svelte redhead but he gave her a lovebite and she took off

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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2012, 08:34:20 PM »
Why do boys like to blow things up ?

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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #50 on: April 10, 2012, 07:21:01 AM »
Nick had a svelte redhead but he gave her a lovebite and she took off
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #51 on: April 10, 2012, 09:12:42 AM »
I was reminded over the weekend of an escapade that involved leaving a replica of the Venus Di Milo in the entrance to a police station. But that was fueled by Young's Special (And no explosions)
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2012, 10:56:23 AM »
Anyone else use a length of plastic drainpipe and 12 for a quid rockets, as an improvised RPG?

No but back during my school days a mate of mine (now a teacher  eeek:) took 3 large boxes of fireworks, a grouting gun and a couple of bits of piping to make one feckin hoooooooge rocket and launcher.

Actually comet o think of it he almost hit be with a bloody arrow while we were making a video on archery a couple of years later.  noooo:
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2012, 11:00:00 AM »
A mate of mine made fireworks. The climax of one display wasa creation he called "Fairy Feet". It left a hooge crater and broke windows half a mile away  :thumbsup:

We bravely ran away
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2012, 11:01:22 AM »
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2012, 11:03:07 AM »
And, as reported a long time ago, I once spent a whole summer running a holiday camp for worms  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2012, 11:04:18 AM »
And, as reported a long time ago, I once spent a whole summer running a holiday camp for worms  :thumbsup:

Any of them turn...?  rubschin:
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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2012, 11:06:11 AM »
Some had frightful accidents  noooo:

But I bandaged them up  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2012, 11:09:14 AM »
Some had frightful accidents  noooo:

But I bandaged them up  :thumbsup:

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Re: Youthful escapades
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2012, 06:11:00 PM »
Something tells me I'm going to start sounding like Nick if I keep these tales up but I was almost shot by a border guard once because of the state of the toilets.  redface:
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