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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Ambiguity
« on: April 09, 2012, 11:46:18 AM »
One incident 3 different interpretations  rubschin:

I have been to the sweat palace , worked very hard, showered washed hair , and stuff and then walked home in the pouring rain.

Before going home decided to go to supermarket ( check for half price Easter Eggs  redface: ) and get some more veg stuff for dinner today.

Wondering round there with basket ( no wheels  whistle: ) and blokey working there near entrance says hello as I come in. Hiya I reply never having seen him before in my life.

Get some bits then remember need some more Pepsi Max - pick up a packet of 8. "Would you like me to carry it " suddenly from over my shoulder as he appears again  eeek:

So either
- I look like I am about to collapse
- he thinks I'm a shoplifter
- or he was being chivalrous

Option 3 is out - this is Sarf London dontcha know  noooo:

So 1 or 2 then  evil:



« Last Edit: April 09, 2012, 11:49:39 AM by Miss Demeanour »
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2012, 01:00:10 PM »
Option D: you're being stalked with nefarious motives!

Be afraid - be very afraid!
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2012, 01:04:28 PM »
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2012, 01:10:47 PM »
So . . . you're the stalker then Nick?       eyes:
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2012, 01:15:21 PM »
No, he would have dropped them for sure  noooo:

He knows his limitations  whistle:
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2012, 01:17:55 PM »
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2012, 01:19:22 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 09, 2012, 01:15:21 PM
No, he would have dropped them for sure  noooo:

He knows his limitations  whistle:

What! In the middle of the supermarket! I said there were nefarious motives!
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2012, 03:18:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 09, 2012, 11:46:18 AM
One incident 3 different interpretations  rubschin:

I have been to the sweat palace , worked very hard, showered washed hair , and stuff and then walked home in the pouring rain.

Before going home decided to go to supermarket ( check for half price Easter Eggs  redface: ) and get some more veg stuff for dinner today.

Wondering round there with basket ( no wheels  whistle: ) and blokey working there near entrance says hello as I come in. Hiya I reply never having seen him before in my life.

Get some bits then remember need some more Pepsi Max - pick up a packet of 8. "Would you like me to carry it " suddenly from over my shoulder as he appears again  eeek:

So either
- I look like I am about to collapse
- he thinks I'm a shoplifter
- or he was being chivalrous

Option 3 is out - this is Sarf London dontcha know  noooo:

So 1 or 2 then  evil:

No wheels............... cloud9:
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2012, 03:32:10 PM »
If No. 3 is the same as wanting to get into yer knickers, it'll be that one

Me, I'm always chivalrous, never an ulterior motive in mind   angel1
« Last Edit: April 09, 2012, 03:54:19 PM by Just One More »
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2012, 03:46:01 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 09, 2012, 03:32:10 PM
If No. 3 is the same as wanting to get into yer knickers, it'll be that one

Me, I'm always chivalrous, never an unterior motive in mind   angel1

Wot he said........^^^
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2012, 03:48:00 PM »
Not a chance  noooo:

Waynetta Slob would have looked better than me on this occasion.
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2012, 04:09:13 PM »
What was his guide dog called?
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2012, 05:42:30 PM »
Option 4:  He's a Somalian illegal and reckons you could help him get the appropriate paperwork  razz:
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Re: Ambiguity
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2012, 05:48:20 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on April 09, 2012, 05:42:30 PM
Option 4:  He's a Somalian illegal and reckons you could help him get the appropriate paperwork  razz:


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