Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?

[Bar Wench]

It makes me throw up. 

An empty bottle makes you puke?
Can'be foot & mouth, they've just cleared Dorking.

The smell or the taste of whisky not good.

[Misunderstood]

I am hung-over today courtesy of beer, wine and a particularly peaty Islay single malt?

No, it is not a good idea to mix grape and grain.
No, it will not be ?brilliant to sleep in the garden under the stars?.
No, sun beds do not make for a comfortable night.
Yes, the irrigation system does come on at 5am?

 

Oh dear 

Do we have to whisper today?

[Nick]

YES


 

[Barman]

YES


 

[Misunderstood]

The one thing I have always admired about Nick is his subtle mannerisms... 

[Grumpmeister]

Is that in the same way I've always admired Berek's gentle nature