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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2007, 08:11:01 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 09, 2007, 08:09:49 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2007, 07:52:52 AM
Your turn to clean them!  point:

I don't think I could today.  sick2:
Oh dear...  happy100
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2007, 08:50:30 AM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on August 09, 2007, 12:02:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 06:34:17 PM
As long as bouncer didnt get any, I've seen what a hungover cat is like  scared2:


O M G  eeek:

http://www.videovat.com/videos/1648/hungover-cat-drinking.aspx


So have I now.  scared2:

When I was younger I found out that one of the family cats had a taste for whiskey after she drained my glass at a family get together. We couldnt go downstairs at all the following day as the moment we started to move there would be an evil growl coming from her and none of us wanted to risk getting shredded.  scared2:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2007, 10:25:59 AM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on August 09, 2007, 12:02:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2007, 06:34:17 PM
As long as bouncer didnt get any, I've seen what a hungover cat is like  scared2:


O M G  eeek:

http://www.videovat.com/videos/1648/hungover-cat-drinking.aspx


So have I now.  scared2:

Shit!  I thought I had buried that clip  eeek:

PS. to GM  What was her name? I may have known her - er - socially....
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2007, 10:45:51 AM »
She was called Kit Bouncer. The first of three cats we got when I was a kid, 'my' cat. Normally she was curious, talkative, bossy, playful and had a tendancy to concuss herself if there were wildlife programs on the TV.

Must be nearly 15 years since she died & I still miss her at times.  sad24:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2007, 10:56:54 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 10:45:51 AM
She was called Kit Bouncer. The first of three cats we got when I was a kid, 'my' cat. Normally she was curious, talkative, bossy, playful and had a tendancy to concuss herself if there were wildlife programs on the TV.

Must be nearly 15 years since she died & I still miss her at times.  sad24:

Know what you mean, I had a matching pair of Siamese,  They were the perfect 'old married couple' that bitched and moaned at each other for 15 years.  She had a perchance for cheese biscuits and rice krispies.  If she didn't get her share at the table there was hell to pay!  He never said a word - you couldn't shut her up!  Typical.

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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2007, 12:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on August 09, 2007, 10:56:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 10:45:51 AM
She was called Kit Bouncer. The first of three cats we got when I was a kid, 'my' cat. Normally she was curious, talkative, bossy, playful and had a tendancy to concuss herself if there were wildlife programs on the TV.

Must be nearly 15 years since she died & I still miss her at times.  sad24:

Know what you mean, I had a matching pair of Siamese,  They were the perfect 'old married couple' that bitched and moaned at each other for 15 years.  She had a perchance for cheese biscuits and rice krispies.  If she didn't get her share at the table there was hell to pay!  He never said a word - you couldn't shut her up!  Typical.

I have a feeling that you may be made to regret that last remark.


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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2007, 12:09:35 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 09, 2007, 12:02:58 PM
Quote from: Bouncer on August 09, 2007, 10:56:54 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 10:45:51 AM
She was called Kit Bouncer. The first of three cats we got when I was a kid, 'my' cat. Normally she was curious, talkative, bossy, playful and had a tendancy to concuss herself if there were wildlife programs on the TV.

Must be nearly 15 years since she died & I still miss her at times.  sad24:

Know what you mean, I had a matching pair of Siamese,  They were the perfect 'old married couple' that bitched and moaned at each other for 15 years.  She had a perchance for cheese biscuits and rice krispies.  If she didn't get her share at the table there was hell to pay!  He never said a word - you couldn't shut her up!  Typical.
I have a feeling that you may be made to regret that last remark.

I should never use a post about a deceased pet to make fun. noooo:

Just as I wouldn't ask if "Perchance" should have been "Penchant", perchance. redface:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2007, 12:17:08 PM »
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2007, 12:22:19 PM »
Judging from the photograph you had a happier hour than some Bouncer  eyes:



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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2007, 01:07:35 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 12:22:19 PM
Judging from the photograph you had a happier hour than some Bouncer  eyes:

I can see I'm going to have to be more careful...



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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2007, 02:42:44 PM »
Blame Barman, he hid webcams all over the pub 

Apparently there is footage of Berek that is truely horrific  sick2:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2007, 04:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 02:42:44 PM
Blame Barman, he hid webcams all over the pub 

Apparently there is footage of Berek that is truely horrific  sick2:
There is footage of the toilets that is truely horrific...  noooo:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2007, 04:10:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2007, 04:04:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2007, 02:42:44 PM
Blame Barman, he hid webcams all over the pub 

Apparently there is footage of Berek that is truely horrific  sick2:
There is footage of the toilets that is truely horrific...  noooo:

I think you are talking of the same thing here.
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2007, 06:36:18 AM »
I am hung-over today courtesy of beer, wine and a particularly peaty Islay single malt?

No, it is not a good idea to mix grape and grain.
No, it will not be ?brilliant to sleep in the garden under the stars?.
No, sun beds do not make for a comfortable night.
Yes, the irrigation system does come on at 5am?

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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2007, 07:21:45 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:36:18 AM
I am hung-over today courtesy of beer, wine and a particularly peaty Islay single malt?

No, it is not a good idea to mix grape and grain.
No, it will not be ?brilliant to sleep in the garden under the stars?.
No, sun beds do not make for a comfortable night.
Yes, the irrigation system does come on at 5am?

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