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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2007, 07:22:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:36:18 AM
I am hung-over today courtesy of beer, wine and a particularly peaty Islay single malt?

No, it is not a good idea to mix grape and grain.
No, it will not be ?brilliant to sleep in the garden under the stars?.
No, sun beds do not make for a comfortable night.
Yes, the irrigation system does come on at 5am?

 noooo:

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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2007, 07:30:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2007, 07:22:04 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:36:18 AM
I am hung-over today courtesy of beer, wine and a particularly peaty Islay single malt?

No, it is not a good idea to mix grape and grain.
No, it will not be ?brilliant to sleep in the garden under the stars?.
No, sun beds do not make for a comfortable night.
Yes, the irrigation system does come on at 5am?

 noooo:

 point: point:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2007, 08:39:48 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:36:18 AM
I am hung-over today courtesy of beer, wine and a particularly peaty Islay single malt?

No, it is not a good idea to mix grape and grain.
No, it will not be ?brilliant to sleep in the garden under the stars?.
No, sun beds do not make for a comfortable night.
Yes, the irrigation system does come on at 5am?

 noooo:

 eeek: The rumours are true, your karma is so low that you have become Nick's sidekick  scared:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2007, 09:24:41 AM »
Errr ~ That may not have been the irrigation system  redface:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2007, 09:29:06 AM »
That may not have been the brightest admission of guilt Snoopy, if Barman is hungover and narked off he's probably going to go and get the shears of neutering the moment he reads it.  point:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2007, 09:39:31 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:36:18 AM
a particularly peaty Islay single malt?
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2007, 10:05:45 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 10, 2007, 09:24:41 AM
Errr ~ That may not have been the irrigation system  redface:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2007, 10:22:52 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2007, 09:39:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:36:18 AM
a particularly peaty Islay single malt?
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Indeed... there is an empty bottle of Ardbeg around here somewhere...  noooo:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #38 on: August 10, 2007, 11:24:07 AM »
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2007, 11:26:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 10:22:52 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 10, 2007, 09:39:31 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 06:36:18 AM
a particularly peaty Islay single malt?
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Indeed... there is an empty bottle of Ardbeg around here somewhere...  noooo:
No point in telling me about the empty one  doh:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2007, 11:37:27 AM »

Is my favourite ~ SWMBO prefers Jura
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2007, 11:44:12 AM »
Look, it was Ardbeg okay? And it is empty...  noooo:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2007, 11:47:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 10, 2007, 11:44:12 AM
Look, it was Ardbeg okay? And it is empty...  noooo:


Empty is the only bad thing about it.
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2007, 12:39:48 PM »
It makes me throw up.  sick2:
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Re: Barman, are you getting a special 'discount' for ales perchance?
« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2007, 12:43:04 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 10, 2007, 12:39:48 PM
It makes me throw up.  sick2:

An empty bottle makes you puke?
Can'be foot & mouth, they've just cleared Dorking.
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