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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2012, 08:55:08 AM »
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2012, 10:03:03 AM »
spiders dont like gingers.... noooo:



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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2012, 10:13:09 AM »
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2012, 10:39:36 AM »
have you checked yourself for bite marks this morning?
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2012, 05:15:58 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 15, 2012, 10:39:36 AM
have you checked yourself for bite marks this morning?

Check the pillow as well.
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2012, 10:25:47 PM »
May not just be bites Miss T, don't some spiders lay their eggs inside their victims to give them something to eat when they hatch.....  whistle:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2012, 05:35:16 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2012, 06:50:08 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 14, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Grumps is right. We had a nest......here's the story.....
 apc got bitten by something, went nasty (blood poisoning etc) found out at horsepickle that it was a spider. The following day I found said spider in our bed. Beasty thing that it was. This we later discovered was the baby. noooo:

Two days later I heard a lot of effing n blinding from the bathroom, seems apc found mummy spider, (covering the entire top of a full loo roll) scared2:

Following this He discovered DADDY. apparently I don't want to know or I will leave the island but I'm sure I heard him crying in fear one night.

We then found the nest. noooo: webs so thick they were like pillow cases.

regarding your problem, if there are 3 on the ceiling, the rest are making babies and lying in wait.

Sleep well  cloud9:

Did you used to narrate the Hammer House of Horror stories like ?

 scared2:


Just realised I had been holding my breath as I read that.  AAAANNNND BRRREEEAATHE.
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2012, 05:55:02 AM »
BOO!!!!!!
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2012, 06:06:40 AM »
Cleaner to pub ceiling required  :thumbsup:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2012, 09:53:51 PM »
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2012, 08:34:15 AM »
 drumroll:

Got a step-daughter like that! She can see a money spider across the room from the doorway!

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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2012, 05:33:04 PM »
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2012, 05:38:57 PM »
 scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2012, 05:48:02 PM »
Scary stuff ...   rubschin:   You could get a bite, have a stroke, and wake up gay  eeek:

http://www.radiotimes.com/episode/qcdry/i-woke-up-gay
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