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Offline Nick

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SPIDERS
« on: April 14, 2012, 08:08:20 PM »
THREE, YES THREE  eeek: massive leggy bastards on the ceiling above me  scared2:

I can Henry them but they may get cross  scared2:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2012, 08:22:26 PM »
Its no the three you can see that you should be worried about, its the rest of them that have hidden.......  eveilgrin:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2012, 08:26:08 PM »
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2012, 10:06:05 PM »
Grumps is right. We had a nest......here's the story.....
 apc got bitten by something, went nasty (blood poisoning etc) found out at horsepickle that it was a spider. The following day I found said spider in our bed. Beasty thing that it was. This we later discovered was the baby. noooo:

Two days later I heard a lot of effing n blinding from the bathroom, seems apc found mummy spider, (covering the entire top of a full loo roll) scared2:

Following this He discovered DADDY. apparently I don't want to know or I will leave the island but I'm sure I heard him crying in fear one night.

We then found the nest. noooo: webs so thick they were like pillow cases.

regarding your problem, if there are 3 on the ceiling, the rest are making babies and lying in wait.

Sleep well  cloud9:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2012, 10:58:38 PM »
Was the one that bit APC dead?...

Died from alcohol poisoning prolly... whistle: after the bite...
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2012, 06:05:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 14, 2012, 08:08:20 PM
THREE, YES THREE  eeek: massive leggy bastards on the ceiling above me  scared2:

I can Henry them but they may get cross  scared2:

The ladybirds would have eaten the eggs like....  whistle:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2012, 06:50:08 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 14, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Grumps is right. We had a nest......here's the story.....
 apc got bitten by something, went nasty (blood poisoning etc) found out at horsepickle that it was a spider. The following day I found said spider in our bed. Beasty thing that it was. This we later discovered was the baby. noooo:

Two days later I heard a lot of effing n blinding from the bathroom, seems apc found mummy spider, (covering the entire top of a full loo roll) scared2:

Following this He discovered DADDY. apparently I don't want to know or I will leave the island but I'm sure I heard him crying in fear one night.

We then found the nest. noooo: webs so thick they were like pillow cases.

regarding your problem, if there are 3 on the ceiling, the rest are making babies and lying in wait.

Sleep well  cloud9:

Did you used to narrate the Hammer House of Horror stories like ?

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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2012, 07:10:13 AM »
always wanted to be an author. This time however I just wanted to see if I could make Nick cry. ;)
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2012, 07:11:04 AM »
'No' normally does the trick  ;)
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2012, 07:20:26 AM »
 lol: lol: lol: true. sometimes it's just too easy innit.
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2012, 07:53:32 AM »
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2012, 08:29:16 AM »
ewww, that one gives me the heebie jeebies.
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2012, 08:31:15 AM »
You didn't surely  noooo:

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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2012, 08:35:10 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 15, 2012, 08:29:16 AM
ewww, that one gives me the heebie jeebies.

The one that's in a coma  rubschin:
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