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Offline Nick

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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2012, 05:55:40 PM »
 scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2012, 06:00:34 PM »
Don't worry Nick, you'll be fine as long as you don't go to sleep.  eveilgrin:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2012, 05:23:42 AM »
About 1.30 this morning The Brat screams into my room that there is a hooooge spider in her room and I must get up and kill it otherwise she won't be able to go back to sleep.

Up I trudge and scan her room but spider understandably has been frightened off.

Go back to bed ....settle down and finally go back to sleep. To be woken up again about half an hour later by her yelling at me that she has found it.

Reluctantly get up again , find the little botheration and dispose of it.

Go back to bed, settle down again and finally get back to sleep. Then brother comes home  Banghead
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2012, 05:27:07 AM »
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2012, 02:31:59 PM »
Kick them both out and start a spider sanctuary.

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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2012, 02:35:51 PM »
 :thumbsup:

Mind you, I always was a leg man  redface:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2012, 02:39:00 PM »
ditto

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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2012, 04:13:09 PM »
:thumbsup:

Mind you, I always was a leg man  redface:

Excessively hirsute for my taste.
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2012, 04:59:03 PM »
Oh, I don't know? I quite like a bit of strategic fur!
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2012, 04:59:55 PM »
 eeek:

Miss D is quite furry
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2012, 05:08:26 PM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2012, 05:10:59 PM »
In parts, I hear, like
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2012, 05:40:25 PM »
You know what they say - if you care, de-hair.....  whistle:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2012, 08:23:08 PM »
In parts, I hear, like

You hear  eeek:

I suppose at least one of your organs still works then  noooo:
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Re: SPIDERS
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2012, 08:27:12 PM »
No more Creme Eggs for you, like  noooo:
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