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Offline Nick

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Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« on: April 20, 2012, 05:28:42 PM »
I first invited Mrs Nick out with the words "You seem like a cultured sort of gerl."  redface:

The marriage proposal occurred during an argument  noooo:
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2012, 05:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2012, 05:28:42 PM
I first invited Mrs Nick out with the words "You seem like a cultured sort of gerl."  redface:

"You are a real dish, a Petri dish"
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2012, 05:31:32 PM »
I took her to the ballet  evil:
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2012, 05:42:31 PM »
I assume BM used Rohypnol and a blindfold  noooo:
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2012, 05:51:26 PM »
"Your ears are like petals ...


bicycle pedals... "

Never used the line, but thought it on occasion   razz:
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2012, 05:55:20 PM »
Big ears run in our family  evil:  I have cousin who is known as wingnuts  evil:
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2012, 06:06:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2012, 05:55:20 PM
Big ears run in our family  evil:  I have cousin who is known as wingnuts  evil:

That gives me an idea for a new kids cartoon series: The Adventures of Wingnut and Gingernut  rubschin:
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2012, 06:12:23 PM »
Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.... 
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2012, 06:19:12 PM »
Lie down...I think I love you...
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2012, 06:21:20 PM »
You look like my third wife...

Your third wife...how many times have you been married then?

Only twice...
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2012, 08:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2012, 05:42:31 PM
I assume BM used Rohypnol and a blindfold  noooo:

What on earth was BM doing with Mrs Nick.  eeek:
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2012, 08:46:13 PM »
"Your eyes are like spanners... every time you look at me my nuts tighten!
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2012, 08:46:48 PM »
"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2012, 08:49:25 PM »
That's not a ladder in your stockings love...Its a stairway to heaven... eyes:
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Re: Chat up lines and marriage proposals
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2012, 09:05:07 PM »
Try that on Miss D
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