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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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My poor thigh
« on: April 27, 2012, 10:28:00 AM »
Following a very messy and painful collision between my thigh and a Stanley Knife I have a gaping hole on my leg which now appears to be going mouldy.  sad24:
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2012, 10:30:47 AM »
Normally I would offer to kiss it better, but...just how mouldy is it?
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2012, 03:48:13 PM »
Suppurating just about covers it, which is more than can be said for the plaster.  It's a nice offer but I wouldn't go near it with a barge pole if I were you. razz:
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2012, 04:46:19 PM »
Buy maggots  :thumbsup:
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2012, 05:38:37 PM »
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2012, 05:53:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2012, 03:48:13 PM
Suppurating just about covers it, which is more than can be said for the plaster.  It's a nice offer but I wouldn't go near it with a barge pole if I were you. razz:

Well...I could by-pass it like...on my way up... eyes:
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2012, 10:15:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 27, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
Buy maggots  :thumbsup:

Are they better value than bacon backs at the moment.


Pirate my dear chap thank you for your kind offer may I first inspect your barge pole?
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2012, 10:19:32 AM »
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No more stabbing yourself though Miss C  ;)
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2012, 06:02:58 PM »
The sad thing is Miss D, I have a scar on my other thigh in much the same place from an accident with a Stanley knife about 15 years ago. Give it a few months I will have a matching pair, providing the most recent one does not cause my leg to drop off.

Pirate seems to have gone strangely quiet. noooo:
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2012, 06:36:34 PM »
You could post pictures so that Barman can feel your pain like  whistle:
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2012, 06:37:06 PM »
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2012, 06:38:02 PM »
Please don't....  noooo:
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2012, 06:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2012, 06:02:58 PM
The sad thing is Miss D, I have a scar on my other thigh in much the same place from an accident with a Stanley knife about 15 years ago. Give it a few months I will have a matching pair, providing the most recent one does not cause my leg to drop off.

Pirate seems to have gone strangely quiet. noooo:

Say the word sweet pea...and I'll be on my way...

When I say say the word sweet pea, I don't mean say the word 'sweet pea' okay...
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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2012, 06:40:08 PM »
My hand is improving a bit  sad24:

It did look like this:



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Re: My poor thigh
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2012, 06:43:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 29, 2012, 06:40:08 PM
My hand is improving a bit  sad24:

It did look like this:




Reaction to the Veet............. whistle:
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