Why doesn't anyone ever read anything !!!

[Miss Demeanour]

I have been working hard the last couple of days doing a complete evaluation of the work of our service area for the last financial year 

I prepared a few spreadsheets and circulated these this afternoon to the team.

In big BOLD RED LETTERS at the top of the report I put that this was not representative of individual officers stats but of the wards and districts that the officers cover.

Within a minute I had an email response from one of the blokeys saying that he thought my figures were SKEWED as he had done at least this and that etc.

I referred the eejit to the blindingly obvious disclaimer at the top of the report.

He replied and said I didn't see that - I just panicked 

[apc2010]

Civil servants..........

[Miss Demeanour]

Tax exiles 

[Barman]

Tax exiles 

 

[apc2010]

I have been working hard the last couple of days doing a complete evaluation of the work of our service area for the last financial year 

I prepared a few spreadsheets and circulated these this afternoon to the team.

In big BOLD RED LETTERS at the top of the report I put that this was not representative of individual officers stats but of the wards and districts that the officers cover.

Within a minute I had an email response from one of the blokeys saying that he thought my figures were SKEWED as he had done at least this and that etc.

I referred the eejit to the blindingly obvious disclaimer at the top of the report.

He replied and said I didn't see that - I just panicked 

You should have put it in bold red letters.........

[Miss Demeanour]

and braille , and the top 50 languages spoken in London, and record it for a hearing loop 

[Pastis]

and braille , and the top 50 languages spoken in London, and record it for a hearing loop 

... and invited them to follow the evaluation on Twitter   

I was on a train this afternoon coming back into town hopefully, but instead sitting stationary above Nine Elms whilst feckin' South West trains sorted themselves out. The "In-carriage dot matrix display"  was inviting us to follow them on Twitter 

Noooooo!  I DO NOT want to feckin Follow you anywhere! Just drive the feckin train to the station and let me get off and get home 

[Barman]

and braille , and the top 50 languages spoken in London, and record it for a hearing loop 

... and invited them to follow the evaluation on Twitter   

I was on a train this afternoon coming back into town hopefully, but instead sitting stationary above Nine Elms whilst feckin' South West trains sorted themselves out. The "In-carriage dot matrix display"  was inviting us to follow them on Twitter 

Noooooo!  I DO NOT want to feckin Follow you anywhere! Just drive the feckin train to the station and let me get off and get home 

 

[Nick]

Pardon?

[Grumpmeister]

Pardon?

Call it a hunch but given most some of your previous threads Nick can I assume you don't read instructions either?