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Offline GOD

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I have come
« on: May 06, 2012, 10:37:46 AM »
I bid greetings to you all, my little flock. I have been viewing your activities from afar for many years. Now the time has come for me to move amongst you mysteriously.

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Re: I have come
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2012, 10:42:18 AM »
I bid greetings to you all, my little flock. I have been viewing your activities from afar for many years. Now the time has come for me to move amongst you mysteriously.

TTFN

If you are omnipresent, why did you have to log-in here...?  rubschin:

Oh and get an avatart....  ::)

PS and I don't believe in you.....  noooo:
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Re: I have come
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2012, 10:44:01 AM »
Aren't you supposed to be resting on the Sabbath ?  rubschin:
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2012, 10:45:35 AM »
Aren't you supposed to be resting on the Sabbath ?  rubschin:

Good point....  rubschin:
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Re: I have come
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2012, 10:46:26 AM »
It is impossible for me to rest with all those pesky me botherers singing at me all day. How would you like it?

Exactly!

I am a a little concerned about all your sinning by the way.  You know the one I am referring to.

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Re: I have come
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2012, 10:48:27 AM »
Are you from the Tax Office ?  rubschin:
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Re: I have come
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2012, 10:49:54 AM »
I am from everywhere my little sinner.

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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2012, 10:50:03 AM »
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Re: I have come
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2012, 10:51:12 AM »
Your personal file makes interesting reading.

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Re: I have come
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2012, 10:51:42 AM »
I am from everywhere my little sinner.

You don't seem to mind when I'm shouting out your name  rubschin:
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Re: I have come
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2012, 10:54:43 AM »
Do a miracle like....   whistle:
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Re: I have come
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2012, 10:57:21 AM »
I have just turned some tea into Ardbeg.

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Re: I have come
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2012, 10:58:40 AM »
The miracle would be getting Barman to distribute it like  whistle:
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Re: I have come
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2012, 10:59:03 AM »
I have just turned some tea into Ardbeg.

 Master! worthy:

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Re: I have come
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2012, 11:13:12 AM »
Welcome GOD. Do you have a website, like?
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