Do you wish me to visit a plague upon him. I have some spare boils.
Attaboy, God! All these do-gooders prancing around mewling how "God is love" and all that old pony - you show 'em that you're a vindictive bastard like the rest of us. And Nick is ginger, but make it boils AND piles 
Make the flies of a thousand camels infect his arsehole....
Oh, and don't forget those two bottles of Ardbeg like.....
...um , not in his arsehole... to the winners like.... Uncle and that other one.....
