YouTube - The Goon Show - What Time Is It Eccles -.FlvI have posted it before and make no excuses for posting it again.....
I have the same problem with watches as I do with handbags, they have to be 'just right' I had been watchless for a while, or rather working watchless for a while until recently when I found what I thought was one that was 'just right' bollix is it. I can only tell what time the bloody thing says in certain lights, any other time, although I know not what time I can't see where the hands are and then when I have squinted and rotated my wrist and finally thought that I could tell the time do I realise that what I thought was the big hand was in fact the second hand.
It never occurred to me that you could get a left handed variety. I fear there is no hope.