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Re: Watches
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2012, 11:55:39 AM »
Grandfather time and his many guises  whistle:

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Re: Watches
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2012, 12:10:54 PM »
My Watch...Traser Navigator... cloud9:




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Re: Watches
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2012, 12:13:14 PM »
My left handed watch  cloud9:



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Re: Watches
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2012, 12:19:39 PM »
My left handed watch  cloud9:




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Re: Watches
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2012, 12:21:21 PM »
It's leccy  ::)
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Re: Watches
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2012, 02:52:37 PM »
Got a cartier ..........with BM on this one ..........only thing is last time I had it serviced cost me 200 quid....... eeek:

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Re: Watches
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2012, 05:41:58 PM »
YouTube - The Goon Show - What Time Is It Eccles -.Flv

I have posted it before and make no excuses for posting it again.....

I have the same problem with watches as I do with handbags, they have to be 'just right' I had been watchless for a while, or rather working watchless for a while until recently when I found what I thought was one that was 'just right' bollix is it. I can only tell what time the bloody thing says in certain lights, any other time, although I know not what time I can't see where the hands are and then when I have squinted and rotated my wrist and finally thought that I could tell the time do I realise that what I thought was the big hand was in fact the second hand.

It never occurred to me that you could get a left handed variety. I fear there is no hope.  noooo: 
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Re: Watches
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2012, 02:26:22 PM »
You need just one . Not an expensive one , just a simple one. It should tell the time and be a little bit waterproof. Job done .

Karmic balance, wimmin are allowed to have loads of handbags and pairs of shoes. We men just picked something more practical.  whistle:
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Re: Watches
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2012, 02:31:50 PM »
But we know what the shoes and handbags do......half the stuff on these watches you haven't got a clue what it's for ?  noooo:
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Re: Watches
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2012, 02:34:10 PM »

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Re: Watches
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2012, 03:33:24 PM »
But we know what the shoes and handbags do......half the stuff on these watches you haven't got a clue what it's for ?  noooo:


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Re: Watches
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2012, 04:04:16 PM »
I shall get an opinion on my timepiece from the delightful OP next time we meet   whistle:   I'll brace myself in readiness  razz:
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Re: Watches
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2012, 04:09:29 PM »
I shall certainly check  ;)
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Re: Watches
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2012, 04:35:51 PM »
But we know what the shoes and handbags do......half the stuff on these watches you haven't got a clue what it's for ?  noooo:

Noooooo, we know exactly what they do we just don't tell you. Its the same principle as the contents of handbags. Men have no idea of what goes in them or just how they can hold so much crap. We/you arent meant to know.  whistle:
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Re: Watches
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2012, 04:41:54 PM »
Mrs Nick's handbags were like the fvcking Tardis  noooo:
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