So I have had a day of 'objective setting ' with my team. Part of which involves creating a personal development plan 
I was checking our internet site as they have recently launched a new training program.
Who the hell comes up with this stuff ? 
One of the first courses that was being advertised was ' Horizontal Career Progression '
Is that some kind of euphemism for being shuffled sideways into a dead end job?
No...its a euphemism for shagging your way to the top...
Bit like horizontal jogging
