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Offline GOD

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The all new confess it to me thread
« on: May 14, 2012, 10:29:11 AM »
I know that you are all miserable sinners (naming no names Miss D). Feel free to purge your murky consciences here and I shall absolve you, or not in some cases.
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2012, 10:30:56 AM »
Dear God, please forgive me. I just can't stop using men as sex toys  angel1
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2012, 10:32:06 AM »
...and I ate the last Rolo  redface:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2012, 10:34:50 AM »
Sex is fine but cannibalism is not. Call Rolo's mother and apologise.
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2012, 10:40:07 AM »
Can I just check , do I have to use the 7 Deadly Sins or the 10 Commandments as my referencing tool ?
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2012, 10:43:02 AM »
You are well acquainted with the seven deadlies  ::)  I suggest they seem to be more of a target for you. The 10 Cs have their limitations nowadays since you are not a desert dwelling nomadic tribe. Cut down on the pork though  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2012, 10:46:32 AM »
In Cider ?
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2012, 10:49:25 AM »
You have sustained the world vodka industry admirably. Do not harm the major industry of Somerset and Normandy.
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2012, 10:54:33 AM »
Don't forget I must have earnt loads of brownie points keeping the employment figures buoyant in Bournville ?

As a public transport passenger I am saving the world from holes in things.

As a non smoker I am killing no one , not even myself.

As someone that has never claimed a benefit in their life I am giving more than taking .

When is my canonisation ?
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2012, 10:59:06 AM »
Is there anything Old Nick needs to confess?
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2012, 11:06:46 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2012, 10:54:33 AM
Don't forget I must have earnt loads of brownie points keeping the employment figures buoyant in Bournville ?

As a public transport passenger I am saving the world from holes in things.

As a non smoker I am killing no one , not even myself.

As someone that has never claimed a benefit in their life I am giving more than taking .

When is my canonisation ?

It is pleasing to mine eye that you are gazing upon your smutty soul  :thumbsup:

The world does not seem saving form "holes" as you so eloquently put it. I am proud of my holes and so should you be, my child.have information to hand from a certain Scottish window cleaner that you may wish to reflect upon.

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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2012, 11:16:16 AM »
I'm glad to hear that he has finally found his voice again  lol:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2012, 11:18:05 AM »
I have nothing to confess.....  angel1
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2012, 11:20:17 AM »
I know every ghastly and sordid secret of your miserable soul. Cough it up man  Popcorn:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2012, 12:00:21 PM »
 angel1
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