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Offline Pirate

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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2012, 12:04:26 PM »
 angel1 angel1 angel1
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2012, 12:05:55 PM »
You are forgetting that party in 1975 sir  nonono:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2012, 12:54:28 PM »
Aren't you supposed to be striking them down with bolts of thudner and stuff now ?  noooo:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2012, 01:09:38 PM »
If anyone deserves thudner it is YOU. I watch what you talk about on your girls' nights out  noooo:



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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2012, 01:11:52 PM »
I have already confessed to not being an angel ....unlike these bunch of Murdoch's  noooo:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2012, 01:15:55 PM »
I gather that in Hell your bikini pics are on sets of card that get swopped and traded. I know not why  noooo:

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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2012, 01:18:08 PM »
Aaaaaah that will be everyone playing Poke -her-man  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2012, 01:41:53 PM »


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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2012, 01:52:55 PM »
I confess to random acts of mischief in the civil aviation industry...
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2012, 02:07:35 PM »
Scratching the surface  whistle:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2012, 02:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2012, 01:18:08 PM
Aaaaaah that will be everyone playing Poke -her-man  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2012, 03:13:50 PM »
Quote from: GOD on May 14, 2012, 01:15:55 PM
I gather that in Hell your bikini pics are on sets of card that get swopped and traded. I know not why  noooo:



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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2012, 03:23:15 PM »
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a clown making love to Miss D.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that clown gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2012, 03:23:55 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 14, 2012, 01:52:55 PM
I confess to random acts of mischief in the civil aviation industry...

And other forms of transport  lol:
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Re: The all new confess it to me thread
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2012, 03:33:14 PM »
Quote from: Bogie on May 14, 2012, 03:23:15 PM
A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a clown making love to Miss D.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that clown gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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