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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2012, 07:37:16 PM »
Good grief... noooo:

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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2012, 07:46:13 PM »

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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2012, 07:52:08 PM »
IS Nick going to claim copyright ?  lol:
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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2012, 07:52:58 PM »
prolly...or part thereof...

Do you mean the image...or the DOuble capital

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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2012, 08:22:29 PM »
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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2012, 08:26:23 PM »
Ahh...there you are...

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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2012, 09:02:41 PM »


Oooo I like small blue and red boxes. noooo:
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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #37 on: May 15, 2012, 07:27:21 PM »
It that what Sanatogen packets look like these days?  whistle:






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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #38 on: May 15, 2012, 07:33:18 PM »
I thought she was referring to Tena Lights

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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2012, 12:21:35 PM »
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/london/blackadder-star-tony-robinson-trains-rail-staff-to-deliver-comedy-announcements-7745404.html

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Blackadder actor Tony Robinson has come up with a cunning plan to make the morning commute from London to Birmingham more bearable.

The actor and presenter has teamed up with Richard Preddy, who wrote the sitcom Green Wing, on a series of witty announcements to be played on trains between Birmingham and London and at Marylebone Station.

Preddy wrote the lines while Robinson, who played dim-witted Baldrick in Blackadder, spent a month with staff on Chiltern Railways helping them learn the lines.

A month to learn a few lines  eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Among the announcements passengers will hear are:

"I'd like to welcome passengers boarding this 7.33 from Birmingham Moor Street to London Marylebone. If you've just bumped into someone who you barely know, you now have one hour and 30 minutes of awkward small talk. Good luck."

"For any passengers who've not visited London before, do please prepare yourselves for the capitals overwhelmingly calm and relaxing pace of life."

"We will shortly be passing through West Ruislip where we will be racing the Underground trains. Do please feel free to cheer for our driver."

"Will any passengers listening to noisy iPods please get a better taste in music. Thank you."

Hilarious  noooo:

Perhaps the VP could offer alternatives  rubschin:


Daahling one should have a little man who drives. ;)
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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2012, 12:31:21 PM »
I have a little man who dives ...does that count ?  whistle:
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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2012, 12:33:02 PM »
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/london/blackadder-star-tony-robinson-trains-rail-staff-to-deliver-comedy-announcements-7745404.html

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Blackadder actor Tony Robinson has come up with a cunning plan to make the morning commute from London to Birmingham more bearable.

The actor and presenter has teamed up with Richard Preddy, who wrote the sitcom Green Wing, on a series of witty announcements to be played on trains between Birmingham and London and at Marylebone Station.

Preddy wrote the lines while Robinson, who played dim-witted Baldrick in Blackadder, spent a month with staff on Chiltern Railways helping them learn the lines.

A month to learn a few lines  eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Among the announcements passengers will hear are:

"I'd like to welcome passengers boarding this 7.33 from Birmingham Moor Street to London Marylebone. If you've just bumped into someone who you barely know, you now have one hour and 30 minutes of awkward small talk. Good luck."

"For any passengers who've not visited London before, do please prepare yourselves for the capitals overwhelmingly calm and relaxing pace of life."

"We will shortly be passing through West Ruislip where we will be racing the Underground trains. Do please feel free to cheer for our driver."

"Will any passengers listening to noisy iPods please get a better taste in music. Thank you."

Hilarious  noooo:

Perhaps the VP could offer alternatives  rubschin:


Daahling one should have a little man who drives. ;)

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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2012, 02:32:10 PM »
I have a little man who dives ...does that count ?  whistle:

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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2012, 02:32:38 PM »
I have a little man who dives ...does that count ?  whistle:

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Re: Public transport really is a joke
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2012, 02:34:09 PM »
Dirty Great Minds...