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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #180 on: May 28, 2012, 01:31:11 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 28, 2012, 01:22:43 PM
Lesson 1 : Indeed MrsTMR2B is broken today. But that has more to do with that "special balm" Baldy or Bangkok Dick supplied. Let's just say it had the desired effect.

Lesson 2 - do not give MrsTMRBB your sunglasses to clean when the DTs are in full flow. I now have 2 lenses, a frame, 1 broken arm and various missing screws. And cataracts too, prolly.

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #181 on: May 28, 2012, 02:07:56 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 28, 2012, 01:22:43 PM
Lesson 1 : Indeed MrsTMR2B is broken today. But that has more to do with that "special balm" Baldy or Bangkok Dick supplied. Let's just say it had the desired effect.

Lesson 2 - do not give MrsTMRBB your sunglasses to clean when the DTs are in full flow. I now have 2 lenses, a frame, 1 broken arm and various missing screws. And cataracts too, prolly.

It werked then like........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #182 on: May 28, 2012, 08:19:16 PM »
Sooooo...as part of the recovery process, large G+Ts are required.

As the missus is somewhat tender, I have been going to the bar.

On my last trip back, I gazed up and blurted out "Hi, Neil".

"Hi,TMR" he replied.

I work with about 250 other blokes at Gatwick, but the odds of meeting one on holiday must be pretty low.

And do you know what the first thing we talked about was? Yup...how the gay Cypriot baggage handlers unload the planes...
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #183 on: May 28, 2012, 09:18:53 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 28, 2012, 01:22:43 PM
Lesson 1 : Indeed MrsTMR2B is broken today. But that has more to do with that "special balm" Baldy or Bangkok Dick supplied. Let's just say it had the desired effect.

Told you it was good.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #184 on: May 29, 2012, 03:43:03 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 28, 2012, 08:19:16 PM
Sooooo...as part of the recovery process, large G+Ts are required.

As the missus is somewhat tender, I have been going to the bar.

On my last trip back, I gazed up and blurted out "Hi, Neil".

"Hi,TMR" he replied.

I work with about 250 other blokes at Gatwick, but the odds of meeting one on holiday must be pretty low.

And do you know what the first thing we talked about was? Yup...how the gay Cypriot baggage handlers unload the planes...

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #185 on: May 29, 2012, 08:07:56 PM »
Back to Blighty...all too soon...

Airline: EasyJet
Flight: U28808
From: Pafos Paphos (PFO)
To: London Gatwick (LGW)
Aircraft: Airbus A320-214 (A320)
Reg: G-EZUS
Hex: 40666C
Altitude: 29625 ft (9030 m)
Speed: 418 kt (774 km/h, 481 mph)
Track: 304°
Squawk: 5645
Pos: 35.2024 / 30.9244
Radar: N-LCPH1
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #186 on: May 29, 2012, 08:11:04 PM »
ANd then baggage reclaim  scared2:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #187 on: May 29, 2012, 08:12:23 PM »
Plane now flying over my place... can hear the engines, but cant see it

Airline: BMI British Midland
Flight: BD131
From: London, Heathrow (LHR)
To: Dublin, Dublin (DUB)
Aircraft: Airbus A321-231 (A321)
Reg: G-MEDL
Hex: 400D89
Altitude: 23325 ft (7109 m)
Speed: 414 kt (767 km/h, 476 mph)
Track: 298°
Squawk: 4464
Pos: 51.8418 / -2.1099
Radar: NET1
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #188 on: May 29, 2012, 10:24:49 PM »
Airline: EasyJet
Flight: U28808
From: Pafos, Paphos (PFO)
To: London, Gatwick (LGW)
With slight deviation to Manchester to bomb all the northern bastards  :thumbsup:
Aircraft: Airbus A320-214 (A320)
Reg: G-EZTT
Hex: 40622B
Altitude: 36000 ft (10973 m) and just about to leave Austrian airspace
Speed: 426 kt (789 km/h, 490 mph)
Track: 284°
Squawk: 5615
Pos: 46.8731 / 12.9062
Radar: EDDM2

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #189 on: May 30, 2012, 06:09:34 AM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #190 on: May 30, 2012, 07:14:35 AM »
Still 12 hours to go...
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #191 on: May 30, 2012, 08:07:11 AM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #192 on: May 30, 2012, 01:52:31 PM »
An hour and a half to go. By god we are utilising our all-inclusive entitlement to the max...MrsTMR2B is immersed in a bucket of white wine and I have about 3 Keos lined up. Cracking!
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #193 on: May 30, 2012, 02:07:31 PM »
Ask for extra "Brown Bags" when you board.  whistle:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #194 on: May 30, 2012, 02:09:02 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 30, 2012, 02:07:31 PM
Ask for extra "Brown Bags" when you board.  whistle:

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