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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #75 on: May 23, 2012, 11:37:58 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 23, 2012, 10:42:10 AM
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Goats and an itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini.  You are prolly to young to remember Miss T....

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #76 on: May 23, 2012, 12:13:51 PM »
I wonder of Mrs TMRBB will persuade him to go horse riding again  happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #77 on: May 23, 2012, 12:36:34 PM »
Oh please god, no, Nick! That last feckin Red Rum wannabe in Hurghada nearly killed me. Gimme the underside of a train or 3 armed black burglars any day...

10 Keos, 2 Gin + Tonics so far and no hint of being drunk yet - as verified by Mrs TMR2B; "You haven't started abusing the Northerners yet, you must be sober".

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #78 on: May 23, 2012, 12:42:27 PM »
Horse riding tomorrow then  whistle:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #79 on: May 23, 2012, 01:07:40 PM »
Horses serve only 2 purposes. 1 - to win me money and, 2, to be eaten when in France.

The lad in front of me at the bar just said "Grassy-Arse" in a thick Barnsleyish accent when he was served. Mrs TMR2B chided me for announcing him to be an "ignorant Northern monkey" rather too loudly for her liking...

And so it begins ;-) 

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #80 on: May 23, 2012, 01:09:32 PM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2012, 01:13:09 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 23, 2012, 01:07:40 PM
Horses serve only 2 purposes. 1 - to win me money and, 2, to be eaten when in France.

The lad in front of me at the bar just said "Grassy-Arse" in a thick Barnsleyish accent when he was served. Mrs TMR2B chided me for announcing him to be an "ignorant Northern monkey" rather too loudly for her liking...

And so it begins ;-) 



I hope you've got the obligatory union jack shorts and wifebeater vest on... :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2012, 03:08:29 PM »
Did you mean Union Flag?

And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2012, 03:11:34 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 23, 2012, 03:08:29 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?

And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...

 :thumbsup: (For the benefit of the ignorant the Jack is the pole the bloody flag flies from)

As for the factor 20 ~ where did you miss? Top of the head maybe?
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2012, 03:19:41 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 23, 2012, 03:08:29 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?

And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2012, 05:01:08 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 23, 2012, 03:08:29 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?

And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2012, 05:40:41 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 23, 2012, 05:01:08 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 23, 2012, 03:08:29 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?

And isn't the sun great in highlighting the exact spots where you missed the factor 20...



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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2012, 07:02:56 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 23, 2012, 03:11:34 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 23, 2012, 03:08:29 PM
Did you mean Union Flag?


 :thumbsup: (For the benefit of the ignorant the Jack is the pole the bloody flag flies from)


I is only a thick commoner...to me it is a Union Jack...and always will be...

and why does everyone else  call it the Union Jack then...eh...eh...eh

'Union Jack' was officially acknowledged as an alternative name for the Union Flag by the Admiralty and Parliament in the early 20th century. The term 'jack' refers to the flag that is flown from the bowsprit of a ship, often denoting nationality'

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2012, 07:08:11 PM »
My friends little boy (4 yrs old) has trouble pronouncing his F's ...bit of a bugger as he is called Finn  lol:

Anyways she bought him up into London town last week where flags of the United Kingdom ( thereby avoiding all argument about what it's proper name is ) adorn most of Oxford Street and Regent Street.

"Look mummy" he says from the top of the bus "lots of English slags"  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2012, 07:10:22 PM »
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