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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2012, 08:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2012, 07:08:11 PM
My friends little boy (4 yrs old) has trouble pronouncing his F's ...bit of a bugger as he is called Finn  lol:

Anyways she bought him up into London town last week where flags of the United Kingdom ( thereby avoiding all argument about what it's proper name is ) adorn most of Oxford Street and Regent Street.

"Look mummy" he says from the top of the bus "lots of English slags"  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #91 on: May 24, 2012, 07:29:58 AM »
Given it's Lunnun you're talking about, the lad was probably bang on the munny!
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2012, 10:58:33 AM »
When's the met up............ rubschin:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #93 on: May 24, 2012, 11:00:05 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 24, 2012, 10:58:33 AM
When's the met up............ rubschin:

Waiting for TMR to respond - when he gets out from under the thumb like....  whistle:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #94 on: May 24, 2012, 11:05:36 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 24, 2012, 10:58:33 AM
When's the met up............ rubschin:

The only one likely to have been 'up' in the met would have been Pad-dick!    eyes:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #95 on: May 24, 2012, 08:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 24, 2012, 11:05:36 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 24, 2012, 10:58:33 AM
When's the met up............ rubschin:

The only one likely to have been 'up' in the met would have been Pad-dick!    eyes:

But he always used a Condon  whistle:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #96 on: May 24, 2012, 08:48:10 PM »
Today has been spent with both me and Mrs TMR2B trying to avoid too much sun as we are both medium rare ~ well done. In addition, she dared me to do 100 press-ups last night. So I did. In two batches of 50. Needless to say, today my tit muscles hurt like buggery. To alleviate the pain, I decided Gin + Tonics would be a good idea this evening. And it has worked - the only problem is that now my legs refuse to obey any commands my brain sends them, my speech is gabbled and the left hand side of my face is entirely numb. Mrs TMR2B is in a similar - but vodka fuelled - state of shambolicness.
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #97 on: May 24, 2012, 08:50:37 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 24, 2012, 08:48:10 PM
Today has been spent with both me and Mrs TMR2B trying to avoid too much sun as we are both medium rare ~ well done. In addition, she dared me to do 100 press-ups last night. So I did. In two batches of 50. Needless to say, today my tit muscles hurt like buggery. To alleviate the pain, I decided Gin + Tonics would be a good idea this evening. And it has worked - the only problem is that now my legs refuse to obey any commands my brain sends them, my speech is gabbled and the left hand side of my face is entirely numb. Mrs TMR2B is in a similar - but vodka fuelled - state of shambolicness.

 press ups............ rubschin:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2012, 08:53:55 PM »
horizontal jogging maybe...?
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #99 on: May 25, 2012, 01:24:56 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 24, 2012, 08:48:10 PM
Today has been spent with both me and Mrs TMR2B trying to avoid too much sun as we are both medium rare ~ well done. In addition, she dared me to do 100 press-ups last night. So I did. In two batches of 50. Needless to say, today my tit muscles hurt like buggery. To alleviate the pain, I decided Gin + Tonics would be a good idea this evening. And it has worked - the only problem is that now my legs refuse to obey any commands my brain sends them, my speech is gabbled and the left hand side of my face is entirely numb. Mrs TMR2B is in a similar - but vodka fuelled - state of shambolicness.

Situation normal then...  ::)
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #100 on: May 25, 2012, 07:40:53 PM »
To ward off the evil spirits of dodgy-tummy, it has been decided that we will stick to cocktails tonight. There are 22 on the list. Between us, all will be sampled. This was not my idea...
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #101 on: May 25, 2012, 07:42:38 PM »
Have you had any ideas this holiday  ????  rubschin:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #102 on: May 25, 2012, 07:47:16 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on May 25, 2012, 07:40:53 PM
To ward off the evil spirits of dodgy-tummy, it has been decided that we will stick to cocktails tonight. There are 22 on the list. Between us, all will be sampled. This was not my idea...

Why did you go on holiday...you could have done all this at home...
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #103 on: May 25, 2012, 07:59:53 PM »
OOh his head  noooo:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #104 on: May 25, 2012, 08:46:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 25, 2012, 07:42:38 PM
Have you had any ideas this holiday  ????  rubschin:

Its the influence of the old soaks, TMR is an idea free zone.  noooo:
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