Lesson 1 : Indeed MrsTMR2B is broken today. But that has more to do with that "special balm" Baldy or Bangkok Dick supplied. Let's just say it had the desired effect.
Lesson 2 - do not give MrsTMRBB your sunglasses to clean when the DTs are in full flow. I now have 2 lenses, a frame, 1 broken arm and various missing screws. And cataracts too, prolly.