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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #510 on: June 23, 2015, 10:13:40 PM »
TMR is a racist and a gayer ....... noooo:














The 2 girls next door were there ...
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #511 on: June 24, 2015, 05:53:53 AM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #512 on: June 24, 2015, 10:18:07 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 23, 2015, 10:13:40 PM
TMR is a racist and a gayer ....... noooo:














The 2 girls next door were there ...

The poor,  sweet, innocent South African waitress in the Ocean Basket was simply responding to a question from Apey about where she was from - "South Africa,  have you ever been there?"

To which Apey replied "No, I'm not too keen on the blacks"

Unprepared for these words that would have you arrested in the UK,  I laughed so hard that a piece of calamari came out of my nose

The next waitress then said that she was also a water sports instructor. Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.

Haven't laughed so much for years.

And the food was excellent too.
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #513 on: June 24, 2015, 10:42:18 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on June 24, 2015, 10:18:07 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 23, 2015, 10:13:40 PM
TMR is a racist and a gayer ....... noooo:














The 2 girls next door were there ...

The poor,  sweet, innocent South African waitress in the Ocean Basket was simply responding to a question from Apey about where she was from - "South Africa,  have you ever been there?"

To which Apey replied "No, I'm not too keen on the blacks"

Unprepared for these words that would have you arrested in the UK,  I laughed so hard that a piece of calamari came out of my nose

The next waitress then said that she was also a water sports instructor. Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.

Haven't laughed so much for years.

And the food was excellent too.

A good night..... Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #514 on: June 24, 2015, 10:46:52 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on June 24, 2015, 10:18:07 AM
Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.


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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #515 on: June 24, 2015, 11:06:11 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on June 24, 2015, 10:18:07 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 23, 2015, 10:13:40 PM
TMR is a racist and a gayer ....... noooo:














The 2 girls next door were there ...

The poor,  sweet, innocent South African waitress in the Ocean Basket was simply responding to a question from Apey about where she was from - "South Africa,  have you ever been there?"

To which Apey replied "No, I'm not too keen on the blacks"

Unprepared for these words that would have you arrested in the UK,  I laughed so hard that a piece of calamari came out of my nose

The next waitress then said that she was also a water sports instructor. Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.

Haven't laughed so much for years.

And the food was excellent too.

happy001
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #516 on: June 24, 2015, 11:08:26 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2015, 11:06:11 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on June 24, 2015, 10:18:07 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 23, 2015, 10:13:40 PM
TMR is a racist and a gayer ....... noooo:














The 2 girls next door were there ...

The poor,  sweet, innocent South African waitress in the Ocean Basket was simply responding to a question from Apey about where she was from - "South Africa,  have you ever been there?"

To which Apey replied "No, I'm not too keen on the blacks"

Unprepared for these words that would have you arrested in the UK,  I laughed so hard that a piece of calamari came out of my nose

The next waitress then said that she was also a water sports instructor. Apey just gave me a look and that was enough for more nasal calamari.

Haven't laughed so much for years.

And the food was excellent too.

happy001
happy001 happy001
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #517 on: June 24, 2015, 07:59:05 PM »
I felt like I was baby sitting naughty kids.  noooo:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #518 on: June 25, 2015, 02:36:13 PM »
BBQ at BM towers on Saturday. Finally get to meet Miss A and Swillmore too.  cloud9:


BM is cooking......................... scared2:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #519 on: June 25, 2015, 03:05:27 PM »


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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #520 on: June 25, 2015, 06:01:00 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 25, 2015, 02:36:13 PM
BBQ at BM towers on Saturday. Finally get to meet Miss A and Swillmore too.  cloud9:


BM is cooking......................... scared2:

Oh well fucking done blabbermouth! facepalm:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #521 on: June 25, 2015, 06:02:32 PM »
I will be there too  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #522 on: June 25, 2015, 06:03:33 PM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #523 on: June 25, 2015, 06:08:13 PM »
Make up the spare room please
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #524 on: June 25, 2015, 06:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2015, 06:08:13 PM
Make up the spare room please

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