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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #600 on: September 13, 2015, 12:35:20 PM »
Just a sprain. Alcohol required to numb the pain.

Sprained ankle....? Gayer:

It's worse than it seems. Can't walk to the bar

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #601 on: September 13, 2015, 12:36:05 PM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #602 on: September 16, 2015, 09:54:04 AM »
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering.  rubschin: was it something we apey and TMR said?  whistle:


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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #603 on: September 16, 2015, 09:58:01 AM »
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering.  rubschin: was it something we apey and TMR said?  whistle:

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #604 on: September 16, 2015, 10:10:12 AM »
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering.  rubschin: was it something we apey and TMR said?  whistle:

Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like?  Might have been a bit loud

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #605 on: September 16, 2015, 10:36:52 AM »
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering.  rubschin: was it something we apey and TMR said?  whistle:

Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like?  Might have been a bit loud

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #606 on: September 16, 2015, 10:53:52 AM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #607 on: September 16, 2015, 10:54:20 AM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #609 on: September 16, 2015, 11:02:46 AM »
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering.  rubschin: was it something we apey and TMR said?  whistle:

Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like?  Might have been a bit loud

that was in a different place!!!!!  noooo:

I have to live here after you leave!!!!

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« Reply #610 on: September 16, 2015, 11:04:57 AM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #611 on: September 16, 2015, 11:38:17 AM »
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering.  rubschin: was it something we apey and TMR said?  whistle:

Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like?  Might have been a bit loud

that was in a different place!!!!!  noooo:

I have to live here after you leave!!!!

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #612 on: September 16, 2015, 11:38:54 AM »
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering.  rubschin: was it something we apey and TMR said?  whistle:

Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like?  Might have been a bit loud

that was in a different place!!!!!  noooo:

I have to live here after you leave!!!!

Was this before - or after - you molested the man-shark sculpture,  said "cunt" ten times at full volume or head-butted the old fella behind you?

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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #613 on: September 16, 2015, 11:40:11 AM »
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Re: The all new TMR goes drinking in Cyprus and other disasters thread
« Reply #614 on: September 16, 2015, 11:43:46 AM »
so......the table beside us in ocean basket left without ordering.  rubschin: was it something we apey and TMR said?  whistle:

Could have been when I said (of a stunning girl not far away) "I'd suck her boyfriend's cock to see what she tasted like?  Might have been a bit loud

that was in a different place!!!!!  noooo:

I have to live here after you leave!!!!

Was this before - or after - you molested the man-shark sculpture,  said "cunt" ten times at full volume or head-butted the old fella behind you?

I'd forgotten that.  redface: