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Lists of things to do before you go away...
« on: May 21, 2012, 05:39:34 PM »
Right!  I've collated the previous lists into one MEGA list of things to be done before I depart these shores for, Gawd help me, only 1 week. It's not a break, a holiday, a simple business trip; it's an Expo. Piles of stuff to take in assorted sizes in various containers which I've been working on for a couple of months  sad24:

With 1 week to go I'm onto the final A4 list of tangential oddities like buy a new, handy spirit level, a new teeny weeny mini stapler to affix the business cards to the enquiry page of my notebook  ::), velcro tape (5 metres thereof), tape measure ... I've even thought about DVDs in the event of boredom or to salaciously engage the interest of a passing punter  eyes:

Oh for the days when it was tickets, passport, wallet 'n' keys   noooo:
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 05:44:12 PM »
You are bound to forget something vital  noooo:
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 05:45:51 PM »
Oh, tell me do ...
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2012, 05:49:46 PM »
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 05:54:15 PM »
Oh, tell me do ...

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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 05:56:26 PM »
Umbrella hat  lol:
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2012, 06:03:21 PM »
Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:

I don't think an umbrella hat is part of the dress code   rubschin:

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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2012, 06:06:11 PM »
Pack a tea towel  :thumbsup:
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2012, 06:12:21 PM »
Tea towel 'n' leather glove for entertainments  ... check    Thumbs:
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2012, 06:13:57 PM »
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2012, 06:15:33 PM »
Pictures of Miss D.... where to put all those camels though  rubschin:
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2012, 06:17:32 PM »
Diocalm
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2012, 08:04:23 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2012, 08:06:13 PM »
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Re: Lists of things to do before you go away...
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2012, 08:08:25 PM »
Sadly, if I see the beach it'll be because the plane has landed short of the feckin' runway  sad24:

I'd have thought an experienced jetsetter like yourself would know better than to fly Ryanair.  whistle:
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