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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Funny coloured water
« on: May 22, 2012, 05:27:48 PM »
No, I'm not talking about toilet visits after eating beetroot!

Water, I'm reliably informed by various scientists, is, in fact, a very pale blue in colour.

That being so, Why the buggering hell do I get a bright pink staining round the bath and on the bottom of the shower enclosure? Nothing (not even Cilla Black) will shift it!

WTF are they doing to the water at the Water Board these days? And is it safe to drink?

(Nick will probably check with Yahoo Answers)

Ideas anyone?
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2012, 05:35:22 PM »
Peter Tatchell syndrome?   Gayer:       
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2012, 05:39:01 PM »
No uphill gardening in this establishment I'll have you know!

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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2012, 05:40:59 PM »
Marley's water has gone pink
He wonders if it's safe to drink
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2012, 05:43:06 PM »
That'll be Mrs Marley's gerly soap
Nothing else, you silly dope.
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2012, 05:45:03 PM »
Marley has a bright pink rim
That he scrubs hard with Vim

Nowt seems to shift this vicious stain
Off to look for someone to blame
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2012, 05:47:22 PM »
Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend  cussing:
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2012, 05:47:40 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 22, 2012, 05:39:01 PM
No uphill gardening in this establishment I'll have you know!

Marley really is quite gifted
Never has his shirt been lifted
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2012, 05:48:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2012, 05:47:22 PM
Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend  cussing:

Who bloody started it...
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2012, 05:48:45 PM »
Methinks he doth protest too much
At straws he does desperately clutch
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2012, 05:48:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2012, 05:47:22 PM
Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend  cussing:

No need, old chum, to have a care,
You seem to be already there
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2012, 05:49:21 PM »
Quote from: The Pirate on May 22, 2012, 05:48:40 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2012, 05:47:22 PM
Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend  cussing:

Who bloody started it...

 whistle:
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2012, 10:54:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2012, 05:47:22 PM
Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend  cussing:

Of that I'd say too late to worry
We think you're nuts already, sorry.  whistle:
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Re: Funny coloured water
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2012, 04:57:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2012, 05:47:22 PM
Will this never end?
It soon will drive me round the bend  cussing:

Sausage!
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