Gizmos Nick should not be allowed to test under ANY circumstances

[Grumpmeister]

Seeing as the idea of having Nick as the official pub gadget tester is now stuck in my head I thought it would be a good idea to have a list of items that Nick isnt allowed anywhere near......ever.

Number 1: The head mounted gun. 

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/also-blocks-glare/headmounted-gun-patent-blows-minds-literally-287222.php

[Barman]

Number 2.

[Barman]

Number 3

[Nick]

I have just had a small accident of an annoying kind. The late lawnmower was transported in my car to the local lawnmower repair shop who declared that they did not fix that sort. I proposed to Mrs Nick that since it is dead I should take it to the dump. She insisted on me proving that it did not work. I know it doesn't work. So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car!

[Grumpmeister]

I could be mistaken Barman but is the torch in item number 2 just resting against the top of the Beretta as I cant see anyone being daft enough to mount it in between the sights  

And for number 4, I've gone back to 1950's America with an actual childs toy (No I'm not kidding, its a real kids atomic energy lab with radioactive samples  )

http://www.americanmemorabilia.com/Auction_Item.asp?Auction_ID=31568

[Barman]

I have just had a small accident of an annoying kind. The late lawnmower was transported in my car to the local lawnmower repair shop who declared that they did not fix that sort. I proposed to Mrs Nick that since it is dead I should take it to the dump. She insisted on me proving that it did not work. I know it doesn't work. So I plugged it in to the kitchen poweropoint and switched it on to demonstrate its deadness. The bastard worked! Unfortunately it was still on the back seat of my car!

[Barman]

Number 5.

[Grumpmeister]

Thats number 5 Barman, number 4 is the childrens atomic energy lab. 

[TG]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2006/03/07/worlds_fastest_lawnmower.html

[TG]

Looks like somebody already tested this one...

http://www.switched.com/2007/06/01/robot-lawn-mower-kills-man/

[Barman]

I want one of those too! 

Have to get a lawn first tho... 

[Grumpmeister]

I know I've mentioned this beast in another thread but its certainly one to add to the list, unless Nick is on another continent at the tme:



This is a monowheel powered by a V8 engine with a theoretical top speed of 110 mph

[Nick]

I think the driver looks gay

[Barman]

I think the driver looks gay

Cos he has a big throbbing thing between his legs?

[Snoopy]

I think the driver looks gay

Cos he has a big throbbing thing between his legs?

If he says it 'cos of the moustache I'll have him next time he comes to Wales