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Offline Snoopy

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Irksome Surveys
« on: May 31, 2012, 06:57:43 AM »
The THW is on holiday in Holland ... I booked her passage with Stena Line Ferries from Harwich to The Hook.
She sailed at 0800 on Tuesday, on Wednesday night I got an email from Stena asking for feedback on the trip........ she is booked to return with them on Monday.
They know this.
Why ask for a "Trip Satisfaction Survey" before she has even finished it?  Banghead
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Re: Irksome Surveys
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 07:11:20 AM »
To collect the results before some disaster hits prolly....  whistle:
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Re: Irksome Surveys
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 07:19:09 AM »
Wot could possibly go wrong?  Shocked:
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Re: Irksome Surveys
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 07:25:21 AM »
They probably want the information before she has mnay other 'trips' in Holland and can still remember it  ;)
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Re: Irksome Surveys
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2012, 11:56:30 AM »
I think that the least we can to to help Snoops out is to carry out a VP survey to find out who finds surveys irksome. angel1
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Re: Irksome Surveys
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2012, 12:01:27 PM »
Had another Injun masquerading as "Jenny" call me this morning. "Not trying to sell anything but would I mind answering a few questions"
Standard reply "I charge £80 per hour or part thereof to be interviewed. Will your employer pay me?"

Looooooooooooong pause whilst she presumably looked up her script then "I don't think so"


"Goodbye then"  cussing:
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Re: Irksome Surveys
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2012, 12:06:26 PM »
This messing with peoples minds has got to stop you know Snoops you enjoy it far too much. ;)
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Re: Irksome Surveys
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2012, 12:11:38 PM »
I have just walked through House of Fraser. The ground floor is like running a gauntlet.

"Hello madam, can I ask you a question "

"Good afternoon madam , have you got a minute "

"Would you like to try this "

"Have you seen that "


Feck off and leave me aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  cussing:

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Re: Irksome Surveys
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2012, 12:22:28 PM »
Most excellent....

It's Feck off Friday. Party001: Party001: Party001:

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