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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2012, 07:54:16 AM »
I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep  eeek:

So it had chance to settle down and go to sleep under the pedals then  rubschin:


It was prolly the fumes from the burning wiring loom that knocked it out....  whistle:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2012, 08:37:26 AM »
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2012, 08:39:16 AM »
Are you taking a run up  scared2:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2012, 08:40:35 AM »
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2012, 09:15:01 AM »
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2012, 09:17:01 AM »
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:

Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub  noooo:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2012, 09:19:27 AM »
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:

Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2012, 09:22:34 AM »
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:

Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub  noooo:

You mean eveyone stopped talking and turned to stare at you?  evil:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2012, 10:09:53 AM »
She appears to be getting a black eye......... eeek:

I'd work on your defence story  noooo:

Παρακαλούμε ελέησόν με. Ήμουν υπό την επήρεια αλκοόλ κατά τη στιγμή της επίθεσης ...  whistle: whistle:

Bloody hell, it's just like walking into a Welsh pub  noooo:

You mean eveyone stopped talking and turned to stare at you?  evil:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2012, 04:14:16 PM »
Oh Miss T, despite the fact that I detest Betty bloody Boop with a passion  happy100 you are going to be sore for a few days.
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2012, 04:21:39 PM »
Oh Miss T, despite the fact that I detest Betty bloody Boop with a passion  happy100 you are going to be sore for a few days.

Oh yes???  eyes:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2012, 06:12:25 PM »




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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2012, 06:14:59 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2012, 06:16:48 PM »
thankyou cloud9:

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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2012, 07:11:05 PM »




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Oh Miss T .... eeek:

I hope you are making him feel really, really bad  ;)
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