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Offline miss Tchevious

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apc broke my face
« on: June 02, 2012, 11:28:33 AM »
on the way home last night, a bottle of water fell under the clutch and brake pedals so before almost crashing he grabbed said bottle and threw it. The rim caught me bang on the bridge of my nose. I now have a huge cut and two black eyes. Not pretty, and ....owwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2012, 11:33:32 AM »
And the moral is ...... Drinking water is not good for you.  razz:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2012, 11:43:36 AM »
Yes, fish pee in water....  noooo:
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Offline miss Tchevious

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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2012, 12:11:26 PM »
wow, what a random thought.
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2012, 12:23:57 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 02, 2012, 12:11:26 PM
wow, what a random thought.

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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2012, 01:00:51 PM »
I fecking shite myself thought the brakes had gone ...............note to self (and Miss T) do not leave bottles in the car un-secured.......
« Last Edit: June 02, 2012, 01:07:33 PM by apc2010 »
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2012, 01:43:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 02, 2012, 01:00:51 PM
I fecking shite myself thought the brakes had gone ...............note to self (and Miss T) do not leave bottles in the car un-secured.......

apc soiled himself!  point:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2012, 01:53:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2012, 01:43:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 02, 2012, 01:00:51 PM
I fecking shite myself thought the brakes had gone ...............note to self (and Miss T) do not leave bottles in the car un-secured.......

apc soiled himself!  point:

Better me than someone else........... rubschin:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2012, 02:29:45 PM »
I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep  eeek:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2012, 02:49:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 02, 2012, 02:29:45 PM
I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep  eeek:

An imaginary kitten....?  ::)
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2012, 05:08:01 PM »
Well - they do say 'Don't drink and drive' - perhaps that's why?
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2012, 07:54:11 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 02, 2012, 11:28:33 AM
on the way home last night, a bottle of water fell under the clutch and brake pedals so before almost crashing he grabbed said bottle and threw it. The rim caught me bang on the bridge of my nose. I now have a huge cut and two black eyes. Not pretty, and ....owwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

I'm surprised you haven't had two black eyes before now like   redface:


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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2012, 07:56:28 PM »
Are you suggesting she jogs?  rubschin:
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2012, 10:32:04 PM »
Horizontal jogging on top prolly...


APC will have the black eyes...
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Re: apc broke my face
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2012, 07:41:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 02, 2012, 02:29:45 PM
I was transporting a kitten up the M1 once. It crawled under the brake pedal and went to sleep  eeek:

So it had chance to settle down and go to sleep under the pedals then  rubschin:

Poor Miss T - no one gives her the sympathy she deserves round here  happy100
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