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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2012, 05:55:23 PM »
Electro-Cardiologist Consultant seen:
He says the "infection" has not responded to anti-biotics and the implant will have to be removed. This will be done in the next 3 to 4 weeks. Meanwhile he is consulting with colleagues to decide what tests they will be carrying out prior to making up their minds whether or not they need to replace it.....But in a different location. This will decide on my length of stay in hospital.

Meanwhile we also discussed the impending bladder cancer operation. He can see no reason why, as he so delicately put it, "people who want to fiddle with your willy and plumbing arrangements need have any fear that it will effect anything I am doing." He has dictated a letter to the urology consultant at the other hospital telling him to get on with the waterworks and leave the electrics to the "sparkies".

So over the next four weeks or so I shall have one lot delving into me lower reaches and then another bunch ripping out me wiring.

Forgive me if I am absent for extended periods and DO NOT SEND SEARCH PARTIES!

Oh and we have two lots of potential house buyers viewing tomorrow.
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2012, 06:10:51 PM »
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2012, 07:07:40 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2012, 05:55:23 PM
Electro-Cardiologist Consultant seen:
He says the "infection" has not responded to anti-biotics and the implant will have to be removed. This will be done in the next 3 to 4 weeks. Meanwhile he is consulting with colleagues to decide what tests they will be carrying out prior to making up their minds whether or not they need to replace it.....But in a different location. This will decide on my length of stay in hospital.

Meanwhile we also discussed the impending bladder cancer operation. He can see no reason why, as he so delicately put it, "people who want to fiddle with your willy and plumbing arrangements need have any fear that it will effect anything I am doing." He has dictated a letter to the urology consultant at the other hospital telling him to get on with the waterworks and leave the electrics to the "sparkies".

So over the next four weeks or so I shall have one lot delving into me lower reaches and then another bunch ripping out me wiring.

Forgive me if I am absent for extended periods and DO NOT SEND SEARCH PARTIES!

Oh and we have two lots of potential house buyers viewing tomorrow.

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 happy100 happy100 happy100

Can we help at all ? We can take over the village mag in your absence  ;)
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2012, 07:11:16 AM »
Unless you have the secret of eternal youth there is nothing to be done but for me to accept the fact I am getting old.
Thanks for the thought tho'.
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2012, 01:33:15 PM »
I have spent the morning being poked, prodded, measured, ECG'd and then had a bladder check (DON'T ASK!).
Back in for biopsy in 6 to 8 weeks (but it will prolly be 10 weeks as they are "all behind with the theatre lists due to refurbishment overrun")
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2012, 01:35:22 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 27, 2012, 01:33:15 PM
I have spent the morning being poked, prodded, measured, ECG'd and then had a bladder check (DON'T ASK!).
Back in for biopsy in 6 to 8 weeks (but it will prolly be 10 weeks as they are "all behind with the theatre lists due to refurbishment overrun")

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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2012, 01:36:38 PM »
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Good to see you fella. I saw this and thought of you


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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2012, 01:43:28 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:


Oh did I mention the blood tests?  noooo:
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2012, 12:36:05 PM »
A phone call from Consultant Surgeon this morning.
I am booked to go into Broad Green Hosp (Scallypool) on Tuesday ready for Operation on my Birthday (Wednesday).
SHE tells me that I have a 1% chance of death during the operation.  scared2:

I may be some time.
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2012, 12:40:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 05, 2012, 12:36:05 PM
A phone call from Consultant Surgeon this morning.
I am booked to go into Broad Green Hosp (Scallypool) on Tuesday ready for Operation on my Birthday (Wednesday).
SHE tells me that I have a 1% chance of death during the operation.  scared2:

I may be some time.

Nothing to worry about.  :thumbsup:

I know nearly 100 people who have had it done with no ill effects.  ;)
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2012, 01:02:09 PM »
Thanks DS  lol:

Ackchoowly the www gives me the  scared2:

Why did I have to look up the procedure she has explained?   Banghead
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2012, 05:17:55 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 05, 2012, 01:02:09 PM
Thanks DS  lol:

Ackchoowly the www gives me the  scared2:

Why did I have to look up the procedure she has explained?   Banghead

Don't worry Snoops you will have forgotten all about it tomorrow. ;)
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2012, 05:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 05, 2012, 12:36:05 PM
A phone call from Consultant Surgeon this morning.
I am booked to go into Broad Green Hosp (Scallypool) on Tuesday ready for Operation on my Birthday (Wednesday).
SHE tells me that I have a 1% chance of death during the operation.  scared2:

I may be some time.

Pardon me Snoops, but where is that on your anatomy?
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2012, 06:05:59 PM »
Your PM seems to be gubbed  cussing: cussing:
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Re: Here we go again ~ back to Hospital
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