Thanks to some excellent diagnostic skills displayed by the "On Call Emergency GP" and even better "Barrier Nursing" by Woodstock I have survived a period of five days of which I remember very little. Just about on the mend now. Temp has returned to nearly normal, I no longer p*ss blood every ten minutes, I have eaten my first meal since Friday, am halfway through a course of very strong antibiotics and the emergency GP has re-visited and pronounced me to be "On the mend" .... Her opinion is that it was a "Hospital Acquired Infection" that they will never admit to.
Thanks also to Nick for spotting that my laptop had logged onto Skype and instantly calling me to ask if I was okay. I had only logged on to look for an expected and urgent email. Nice to know yer mates are keeping and eye on you.
Not hanging round today as still pretty wobbly. See you all on the morrow.