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Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« on: June 09, 2012, 06:22:27 PM »
Window cleaners
Egyptian waiters  noooo:
BM and his spy cams

She must be in danger everywhere scared2:






















Mind you, I also fear for local men  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2012, 06:33:13 PM »
Turkey not Egypt dear boy.
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2012, 06:38:41 PM »
I seem to recall an  Egyptian marriage proposal.

I am sure Turkish men are  angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2012, 06:39:42 PM »
Oh yes....My Mo  lol:

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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2012, 10:18:07 PM »
Chances of an earthquake?

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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2012, 06:08:14 AM »
The intention is to have a quiet , relaxed, quiet , chilled out, quiet, restorative break.

It will all be very civilized  whistle:
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2012, 07:37:45 AM »
Ummmm rubschin:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2012, 07:41:52 AM »
Well at least during the day Miss C  ;)
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2012, 06:24:28 PM »
Well, she is in the hands of the Turks now scared2:
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2012, 06:26:42 PM »
Nice people....  Thumbs:
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2012, 06:47:26 PM »
Well, she is in the hands of the Turks now scared2:

 eeek:

Not yet dear boy ...flight is tomorrow afternoon  :thumbsup:
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2012, 06:50:24 PM »
Well, she is in the hands of the Turks now scared2:

 eeek:

Not yet dear boy ...flight is tomorrow afternoon  :thumbsup:

He assumed you were having a kebab tonight, instead of cooking.
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2012, 06:52:23 PM »
Pitta that he didn't explain houmself clearly then  lol:
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2012, 06:53:01 PM »
Pitta that he didn't explain houmself clearly then  lol:

Boom-tish!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Miss D is leaving us and may have her virtue compromised
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2012, 07:00:10 PM »
Well tomorrow she will be in the hands of the Turks scared2:
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