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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Smells of Freshness
« on: June 21, 2012, 12:38:26 PM »

Why can't things remain simple ?

You know simple lemon or pine for disinfectant, loo cleaners, washing up liquid , fabric conditioner etc.

But oh noes, that is not good enough  noooo:

Now things have to smell of tropical moondust , or aqua orchid bouquets  noooo:

One cleaner even says 'outdoor fresh'   eeek: what the feck is outdoor fresh ? Smell of slowly cooked dog poo in the park, guiness rot hot air from the pub, B.O botherers  ???  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2012, 12:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 12:38:26 PM

Why can't things remain simple ?

You know simple lemon or pine for disinfectant, loo cleaners, washing up liquid , fabric conditioner etc.

But oh noes, that is not good enough  noooo:

Now things have to smell of tropical moondust , or aqua orchid bouquets  noooo:

One cleaner even says 'outdoor fresh'   eeek: what the feck is outdoor fresh ? Smell of slowly cooked dog poo in the park, guiness rot hot air from the pub, B.O botherers  ???  noooo: noooo: noooo:

But you can afford all that stuff now you are an rich person....  Thumbs:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2012, 12:53:57 PM »
Indeed - I will go and buy the smell of diamonds toilet duck  lol:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2012, 12:59:51 PM »
Eau de Miss D would be popular with Pirate.

Where is Pirate?  rubschin:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2012, 01:07:42 PM »
Has he overdosed on cheese and crackers ?  rubschin:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2012, 01:09:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2012, 12:59:51 PM
Eau de Miss D would be popular with Pirate.

Where is Pirate?  rubschin:

He stopped coming when Miss D went away....  whistle:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2012, 01:17:29 PM »
Wha...? Shrugs:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2012, 01:31:03 PM »
 angel1
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2012, 04:13:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2012, 12:38:26 PM

Why can't things remain simple ?

You know simple lemon or pine for disinfectant, loo cleaners, washing up liquid , fabric conditioner etc.

But oh noes, that is not good enough  noooo:

Now things have to smell of tropical moondust , or aqua orchid bouquets  noooo:

One cleaner even says 'outdoor fresh'   eeek: what the feck is outdoor fresh ? Smell of slowly cooked dog poo in the park, guiness rot hot air from the pub, B.O botherers  ???  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Spoilsport   cry:    sad32: sad32:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2012, 04:15:48 PM »
You are better than household cleaners my dear  whistle:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2012, 04:16:43 PM »
I like the Fabreze ad  angel1

Oooh the telly box has a Citrus Fresh ad on now!"!
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2012, 04:18:25 PM »
It isn't smell o vision yet though  noooo:
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Re: Smells of Freshness
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2012, 04:30:50 PM »
I don't smell fresh. For reasons unknown, some of the cargo I loaded on the Flybe to Jersey this morning was polystyrene boxes of some sort of fish.

Why send fish to Jersey? Is is not surrounded by sea?

And thanks to a serious accident on the M23, it took me an hour and a half to get home, so now the old Lexus smells of fish.

Bastards.
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