What have you lot done with Pirate ?

[Pastis]

When was Pirate's ... er... last post?   

[Miss Demeanour]

Was Poirette last seen patrolling Bickering ? Do we need to get John Nettles in ? 

[Nick]

When was Pirate's ... er... last post?   

When was Pirate's ... er... last post?   

[Pastis]

Double six?   

[The Moan Ranger]

Never mind - a change is as good as a rest 

Except in snooker.

[Barman]

Never mind - a change is as good as a rest 

Except in snooker.

 

[Grumpmeister]

Double six?   

Bongo 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed.

I too used to go there ..... when wife #1 and I separated I lived in MK....... Err, we didn't um..... You know, after a sherbet or three, "take a stroll in the moonlight to look at the river like". 

Nah ~ Couldn't be .... I never forget a face. Names I'm hopeless with but faces are okay. 

I can assure you that I never looked at a river like that although I have been swimming in many, there were  minor incidents in the Solent, which involved  skinny dipping during the summesr of 75 and  '76.

[Darwins Selection]

Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed.

I too used to go there ..... when wife #1 and I separated I lived in MK....... Err, we didn't um..... You know, after a sherbet or three, "take a stroll in the moonlight to look at the river like". 

Nah ~ Couldn't be .... I never forget a face. Names I'm hopeless with but faces are okay. 

I can assure you that I never looked at a river like that although I have been swimming in many, there were  minor incidents in the Solent, which involved  skinny dipping during the summesr of 75 and  '76.

Cowes?

[Barman]

Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed.

I too used to go there ..... when wife #1 and I separated I lived in MK....... Err, we didn't um..... You know, after a sherbet or three, "take a stroll in the moonlight to look at the river like". 

Nah ~ Couldn't be .... I never forget a face. Names I'm hopeless with but faces are okay. 

I can assure you that I never looked at a river like that although I have been swimming in many, there were  minor incidents in the Solent, which involved  skinny dipping during the summesr of 75 and  '76.

Cowes?

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Has he spontaneously combusted ? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Good grief that brings back memories, many moons ago when I was a young and tender thing I used to go to The Stables on a regular basis. An uncle of mine is a jazz musician and so we were on first name terms with a lot of that crowd used to have very chilled out jamming sessions with some of them. George Melly and Chris Barber permanently pissed.

I too used to go there ..... when wife #1 and I separated I lived in MK....... Err, we didn't um..... You know, after a sherbet or three, "take a stroll in the moonlight to look at the river like". 

Nah ~ Couldn't be .... I never forget a face. Names I'm hopeless with but faces are okay. 

I can assure you that I never looked at a river like that although I have been swimming in many, there were  minor incidents in the Solent, which involved  skinny dipping during the summesr of 75 and  '76.

Cowes?

  Had the Ryde of my life but got Sandown my Ventnor. 8)I did get caught up in what became known as Fastnet Force Ten with my father, he decided that it would be a good idea to sail out and watch the race. It was very scary. .

I'm not stalking you Snoops honest.

[Nick]

OK

Nottingham
Negev Desert (mistake)
Raynes Park
Richmond
Twickenham
Harlesden
Ealing
Nottingham
Mexico City
Putney
Casablanca (BIG mistake)
Battersea
Kingston
Wirral
Nottingham

Anyone else?

Oh, and Mornington Crescent 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

OK

Weston-Super-Mare
Patrington
Milford-on-Sea
Singapore
Cyprus
Leigh Sinton
Malvern Link
Alnwick
Longhoughton
Malvern Link
Milford-on- Sea
Marylebone
Acton
Hayes
Hayes End
Ecton
Lavendon
Much Wenlock
Llanishan
St Andrews Major
Dinas Powys
Hobbaris
Olney
Potcote
Olney
Wellingborough
Luxulyan (big big hugmongous mistake)
Eastleigh
Leicester
Chandlers Ford
Here.

I think that's the lot.

I hope never to have to move again.