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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Me poor bent finger
« on: June 22, 2012, 06:01:36 PM »
 cry:  Busy doin' a bit of decking. Lost me balance, started to go backward, put out arm to save meself. Hand contacted decking, most of it slipped off leaving the little finger to support 14 stone!

Ouch! Bent at funny angle, now strapped and throbbin' Robin!

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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2012, 06:08:21 PM »
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2012, 06:56:06 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on June 22, 2012, 06:01:36 PM
cry:  Busy doin' a bit of decking. Lost me balance, started to go backward, put out arm to save meself. Hand contacted decking, most of it slipped off leaving the little finger to support 14 stone!

Ouch! Bent at funny angle, now strapped and throbbin' Robin!

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Poor you  happy100

Lots of tea and sympathy for you  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2012, 07:02:17 PM »
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2012, 07:04:14 PM »
Shame on you both - read Snoopy's thread and realise how lucky you are like....  noooo:
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2012, 07:05:03 PM »
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2012, 09:47:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 22, 2012, 06:08:21 PM
Mine is worserer  evil:

Ah but Marley isn't a drama queen.  whistle:
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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2012, 03:14:57 PM »
Update:

Due to much bleatin' in the Marsh from SWWLTTSMBO, I took meself off to the horse pickle.

Worth noting that the digit in question is still swollen and tender, and, what's more, dangles at an odd angle!

Three hours later, I am told that I have an Avulsion Fracture of the proximal joint!

So, I've been werkin' 'umping groceries for people for weeks with a broken mitt!

Now told "No manual handling, keep it 'buddy strapped' for 6 weeks - if it doesn't improve, get GP to refer you to the 'Hand Clinic'"

 cry: eeek: cry:

Oh, and another thing: took me BP. Machine went ballistic! Lights flashing, beepers beeping, the werks!

Told: "You might like to ask your GP about your BP"
« Last Edit: September 03, 2012, 03:17:13 PM by Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) »
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2012, 03:29:53 PM »
Mine is worserer  sad24:
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2012, 04:24:50 PM »
You said that before  Banghead
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2012, 04:27:40 PM »
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Avulsion Fracture of the proximal joint!

Is that technical for poorly finger ???

Poor you though  happy100
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2012, 10:37:51 PM »
In layman's terms: it's broke!   Ouchy!
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2012, 03:53:41 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 03, 2012, 10:37:51 PM
In layman's terms: it's broke!   Ouchy!

 happy100

Serious mode...Take the advice seriously go and see yer GP and get your BP under control, unless you do heart attacks and strokes beckon Serious mode off.
 Now that I have cheered you up I hope yer finger feels better for being strapped up.
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Re: Me poor bent finger
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2012, 11:34:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 03, 2012, 03:29:53 PM
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I think you may have misunderstood "Hand Clinic".
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